Genius! Pure genius!

[branflakes]

A few weeks ago a couple of neighbours cars were broken into, so the management company for the apartment complex we all live on decided they'd warn everyone about this by sending a letter to all the residents. Being Americaland our front doors don't have letter slots and the management company don't have access to our mailboxes, so they left the letters attached to our front doors on the 24th.

Since then at least three apartments have been burgled, presumably as burglars now know who is away for the holidays. Guess what the management company did today? Yep, another letter...

[Rollcage]

branflakes said:

A few weeks ago a couple of neighbours cars were broken into, so the management company for the apartment complex we all live on decided they'd warn everyone about this by sending a letter to all the residents. Being Americaland our front doors don't have letter slots and the management company don't have access to our mailboxes, so they left the letters attached to our front doors on the 24th.

Since then at least three apartments have been burgled, presumably as burglars now know who is away for the holidays. Guess what the management company did today? Yep, another letter...

Americans, you say?







With apologies to those who deserve them!

[Pesty]

Rollcage said:

Americans, you say?

You don't think that level of incompetence wouldnt happen over here?

anyway to the op.

Remove all the letter bar one. Stake out that appartment with enough firepower for vietnaam 2 the rematch.

Blast away

[Famous Graham]

Since it's America, you might as well sue the management company - easy 10k

[ErnestM]

You're in Atlanta? The Glock distributor is in Smyrna. There is no excuse...

Git 'er done...

[T89 Callan]

ErnestM said:

You're in Atlanta? The Glock distributor is in Smyrna. There is no excuse...

Git 'er done...

A Glock? Thats so dull. A log swinging from a rope to hit them as they open the door.... thats a trap.

[Famous Graham]

T89 Callan said:

ErnestM said:

You're in Atlanta? The Glock distributor is in Smyrna. There is no excuse...

Git 'er done...

A Glock? Thats so dull. A log swinging from a rope to hit them as they open the door.... thats a trap.

Granted, but it could be....


















this guy

[mybrainhurts]

T89 Callan said:

ErnestM said:

You're in Atlanta? The Glock distributor is in Smyrna. There is no excuse...

Git 'er done...

A Glock? Thats so dull. A log swinging from a rope to hit them as they open the door.... thats a trap.

The spike...you forgot the spike

[AUDIHenry]

Don't blame America on the failures of your apartment complex! My mail comes through the door.

Anyway, I recommend a Mossberg and an NRA sticker on your front door.

[ErnestM]

No NRA sign needed...

[Jimbeaux]

Famous Graham said:

Since it's America, you might as well sue the management company - easy 10k

Wait inside, when they break in, blast a hole through them....crook is dead and an example is set. I know, I know....how primitive.

[GTIR]

branflakes said:

A few weeks ago a couple of neighbours cars were broken into, so the management company for the apartment complex we all live on decided they'd warn everyone about this by sending a letter to all the residents. Being Americaland our front doors don't have letter slots and the management company don't have access to our mailboxes, so they left the letters attached to our front doors on the 24th.

Er, letter box you mean.

You're getting amercanized.

[Cock Womble]

Jimbeaux said:

Famous Graham said:

Since it's America, you might as well sue the management company - easy 10k

Wait inside, when they break in, blast a hole through them....crook is dead and an example is set. I know, I know....how eminently sensible.

EFA.

[Jimbeaux]

Cock Womble said:

Jimbeaux said:

Famous Graham said:

Since it's America, you might as well sue the management company - easy 10k

Wait inside, when they break in, blast a hole through them....crook is dead and an example is set. I know, I know....how eminently sensible.

EFA.

[Soovy]

We were on the London Eye recently, with a bunch of loud Americans.

I pointed out the Crystal Palace Transmitter, but of course told them it was the Eiffel Tower in Paris.


They didn't have a clue.

[Jimbeaux]

Soovy said:

We were on the London Eye recently, with a bunch of loud Americans.

I pointed out the Crystal Palace Transmitter, but of course told them it was the Eiffel Tower in Paris.


They didn't have a clue.

Yea, we are all like that; unlike those nice quiet Brits we see abroad. ETA: How terribly relevant that was to the thread topic BTW.

Edited by Jimbeaux on Wednesday 30th December 16:14

[ErnestM]

Soovy said:

We were on the London Eye recently, with a bunch of loud Americans.

I pointed out the Crystal Palace Transmitter, but of course told them it was the Eiffel Tower in Paris.


They didn't have a clue.

overheard at a yank dinner party over the holidays...

"...and he said it was the Eiffel tower. Obviously thought he was in Paris. Poor fella. We just nodded and smiled so as not to upset him further..."

[Papoo]

T89 Callan said:

ErnestM said:

You're in Atlanta? The Glock distributor is in Smyrna. There is no excuse...

Git 'er done...

A Glock? Thats so dull. A log swinging from a rope to hit them as they open the door.... thats a trap.

You may laugh, but American people have great tenacity; not sure if you remember, but here in the US, you can be quite 'spirited' about defending yourself and your property if you feel endangered (quite rightly), but a while back, some complete ranch-bandit rigged up a (frankly brilliant) system of pulleys attatched on one end to the front door handle, and the other to a wall-mounted 12-bore, which was pointed at the door.

One loud bang later, his defence case didn't hold too much water.

[Fatboy]

Jimbeaux said:

Famous Graham said:

Since it's America, you might as well sue the management company - easy 10k

Wait inside, when they break in, blast a hole through them....crook is dead and an example is set. I know, I know....how primitive.

Very primitive indeed - surely you could rig it up to a switch and save waiting in for them all night? ;-)

[Pesty]

Forget all that home alone balls

Get a glock none of that 9mm wimpy ste (remember 50c was shot 10 times and hes still walking)

get the glock conversion kit to fire this



4th from left.

Lets see them steel again