Fat pigeon sitting outside.........

[anonymous-user]

There's a fat pigeon sitting outside our front door, must be injured. Not sure what to do with it apart from maybe turning it into a pie (missus didn't like that idea). Shall I just leave it there for a cat or maybe put it in a hedge somewhere?

[Mobile Chicane]

I'd eat it.

[anonymous-user]

Mobile Chicane said:

I'd eat it.

Raw like Sushi or maybe in a bap?

[dudleybloke]

serve lightly killed on a bed of chips sur la beans.

[D14 AYS]

[CatherineJ]

Or you could call a wildlife rescue place.

[dudleybloke]

CatherineJ said:

Or you could call a wildlife rescue place.

and offer them a slice of the pie.

[essexplumber]

Pellet gun, deoderant and a lighter? Or a good old fasion size 9 on the beak?

[AyBee]

We had a pigeon fall down the chimney a few days ago, was quite funny calling the RSPCA for advice whilst my uncle was coo'ing in the background and the rest of us were loudly discussing recipes for pigeon

[Cock Womble]

St John Smythe said:

Raw like Sushi

Wasn't that Neneh Cherry?

Edited by Cock Womble on Friday 1st January 20:31

[Mobile Chicane]

St John Smythe said:

Mobile Chicane said:

I'd eat it.

Raw like Sushi or maybe in a bap?

Roasted with rosemary/goose fat potatoes and spicy red cabbage. I take it the pigeon is a wood pigeon and not a manky urban one?

[spikeyhead]

Cock Womble said:

St John Smythe said:

Raw like Sushi

Wasn't that Nena Cherry?

In a buffalo stance

[bazking69]

Bread covered in bicarb of soda, throw it onto the neighbour that you don't likes car as soon as it has eaten it and enjoy.

[Parrot of Doom]

Leave it, a fox or similar will get it.

[Cock Womble]

spikeyhead said:

Cock Womble said:

St John Smythe said:

Raw like Sushi

Wasn't that Nena Cherry?

In a buffalo stance

Gigalo, suckah.

[MG-FIDO]

Personally I'd either take a shovel to its head or call a wildlife group, but then again if you've finished off the turkey and fancy a snack there seem to be plenty of recipe suggestions floating around!

[JCB123]

Parrot of Doom said:

Leave it, a fox or similar will get it.

Or similar? Explain...

[dfen5]

It'll be a feral rather than a woodie. Flying rat, don't eat it, don't even touch it unless you have to, just boot it into a better place.

Compassion is my strong point.

ETA, not joking about the don't eat it, it may have been poisoned.

Edited by dfen5 on Friday 1st January 21:14

[JCB123]

St John Smythe said:

There's a fat pigeon sitting outside our front door, must be injured. Not sure what to do with it apart from maybe turning it into a pie (missus didn't like that idea). Shall I just leave it there for a cat or maybe put it in a hedge somewhere?

Roll it in the snow, and make a snowman......it'll look wierd when it melts...

[toxgobbler]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/recipe1...

Pigeon breast with red wine gravy, roast leeks and wild mushrooms, sound lovely - assuming it's a nice wood pigeon and not a city sky rat.