Random street finds...

[Hammer67]

Driving along a surburban road in Folkestone today and found this in the middle of the road:



Quite appropriate all things considered.

[soad]

Found a knife laying on the pavement once. Binned it, of course.

Edited to say, found some cash in the past too. Guess it easily falls out of their pockets (those who don't use wallets).

Edited by soad on Monday 4th January 19:39

[JCB123]

Found a folded 4" knife on the floor against the doors at Antalya airport whilst queing last year....

Once found about 36p on the pavement in loose change, stacked in a neat pile....bizzare?!

[anonymous-user]

Saw a big purple dildo on the doorstep of a flat in Maidstone town center once!

[TheEnd]

Snap on 12mm spanner made my day once.

[Ricky_M]

Thats £18 worth of hammer you got yourself there, same as my one! Probably some clumsy tradesmen like myself with an open mouth tool bag!

[mickk]

MonkeyMatt said:

Saw a big purple dildo on the doorstep of a flat in Maidstone town center once!

That needs explaining.

[Morningside]

mickk said:

MonkeyMatt said:

Saw a big purple dildo on the doorstep of a flat in Maidstone town center once!

That needs explaining.

Did you knock? There may have been a reward. Nudge. Nudge.


I found an flat undercar LED inspection torch.

[Hammer67]

Ricky_M said:

Thats £18 worth of hammer you got yourself there, same as my one! Probably some clumsy tradesmen like myself with an open mouth tool bag!

£18?


:auctioneer: Pound to start? do I hear a pound, one pound, pound, ???? :/auctioneer:

[amir_j]

Hammer67 said:

Driving along a surburban road in Folkestone today and found this in the middle of the road:



Quite appropriate all things considered.

Folkestone news had a mugger attacked a sweet old lady with a hammer, police are looking for the weapon to get prints

[zac510]

I often see brake pads on the side of the road, and hope they haven't fallen from moving cars!

[Hammer67]

amir_j said:

Hammer67 said:

Driving along a surburban road in Folkestone today and found this in the middle of the road:

Quite appropriate all things considered.

Folkestone news had a mugger attacked a sweet old lady with a hammer, police are looking for the weapon to get prints

Nah mate, this is Folkestone, would have been the other way round.

[theaxe]

Did you find it under this?

[Rufus]

I too once found a knife lying in the gutter, obviously I too put it into the nearest skip I could find.

[anonymous-user]

mickk said:

MonkeyMatt said:

Saw a big purple dildo on the doorstep of a flat in Maidstone town center once!

That needs explaining.

Just popped into town one morning to look at a job in the council building and walked passed a doorway with a big (very) purple dildo on the doorstep! not much moor to explain! we did chuckle!

[Rufus]

Where does Vixpy live again?

[Benni]

1886 Silver Dollar, found on the pavement in Frankfurt in ~1974, still have it.

[eharding]

Benni said:

1886 Silver Dollar, found on the pavement in Frankfurt in ~1974, still have it.

Have you seen Hellraiser?

Fob it off on some other poor soul before it starts melting, the engraved year changes to 666, and Peter Mandelson with a face full of panel pins appears out of your wardrobe.

[TubbyTommy]

A badger, and a spirit level. Not in the same place of course, but that would have been interesting.

[Famous Graham]

theaxe said:

Did you find it under this?

Git - I was going to post that