Hiring A Dwarf For Stag Do????

[996 sps]

Plan is to Handcuff dwarf to mate on Stag Do, see it at Soul 2 Soul concert but was laughing to hard to ask Stag or his friends where to hire the dwarf from.

To add dwarf looked happy with free booze all night and good night to match it.

Stag said it was funny at first but not when you've got to shower, eat, dance and sleep with him!

Anyone done this or give me some pointer where to go to?

[mickk]

Can't help with your questions but that post made me laugh.

[philthy]

mickk said:

Can't help with your questions but that post made me laugh.

Me too
I can't help either, but would imagine it would be a really good giggle with a dwarf that was up for it.

[Steve in Stoke]

http://www.theminiman.co.uk/

[Steamer]

This seemed quite popular last year, and we did talk about it.

However, the groom is the clumsiest person at the best of times - let alone when hes got beer on board!

...we decided against it for the safety of the dwarf.

[Balmoral Green]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp...

[996 sps]

Balmoral Green said:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp...

Brilliant simples! Thanks........

[cottonfoo]

Did you know that the smaller the dwarf, the more expensive they are?

[Ginger goblin]

You could always just handcuff him to a child?

[996 sps]

Ginger goblin said:

You could always just handcuff him to a child?

Ha ha don't think the parents would be to chuffed on the shower and toilet stage of the stag weekend.

[bigTee]

This guy does do stag nights.


http://nickthedwarf.com/



this is him

Edited by bigTee on Tuesday 5th January 17:18

[ironictwist]

This is going to be good

[Balmoral Green]

That's not a dwarf, that's a Smurf.

[mickk]

Balmoral Green said:

That's not a dwarf, that's a Smurf.

Or is it an Elf ?

[anonymous-user]

@ the thread

isn't it Dwarfist or something ?

[Pints]

I'm not officially a dwarf but I'm quite short. I can do you a discount.

[V8mate]

Would it be not be easier just to find some wheelchair-plegic he could be chained to?






What? What? It's ok to use dwarves as objects of fun but not otherwise disabled people?

[anonymous-user]

Great thread catalyst!

[nelly1]

Careful...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD2ZBC4VW3w

[Ayahuasca]

Could the goblin dwarf be female?