This kind of thing doesn't happen at Waitrose....

[bigandclever]

Dirty boy! I mean.... Asda.

Bib said:

Police in Warrington are keen to trace a man who placed a small camera in a fitting room at Asda in the Westbrook centre in Warrington on December 19 at around 5pm. The device was placed in the light fitting and was in place for 30 minutes before it was discovered.

Unfortunately for the man, he forgot to turn off the camera whilst placing it, and forensic examination of the data card, shows him placing it in situ.

He is a white man approx 30 - 35 years of age, of slim build smartly dressed wearing a long dark coat with a fleece type jumper underneath with a white circular logo on the left breast of fleece. He has slim face with dark short hair which is balding on top.

http://www.cheshire.police.uk/news_showitem.php?ar...

[dirty boy]

wasn't me

[robinhood21]

I don't think this was thought through to well.

[soad]

robinhood21 said:

I don't think this was thought through to well.

You can say that again.

[Andy Zarse]

The filthy beast, but this sort of thing does in fact happen in Waitrose. Some old guy went into our local store and was caught wking/rubbing his cock on a packet of Birdseye Potato Waffles in the frozen food section. Well I think it was waffles, my memory is a little hazey and it might have been Findus Crispy Pancakes (preumably minced beef variety). What is it with some folk???

[st_files]

Andy Zarse said:

The filthy beast, but this sort of thing does in fact happen in Waitrose. Some old guy went into our local store and was caught wking/rubbing his cock on a packet of Birdseye Potato Waffles in the frozen food section. Well I think it was waffles, my memory is a little hazey and it might have been Findus Crispy Pancakes (preumably minced beef variety). What is it with some folk???

Christ some folks are weird.

[Steamer]

robinhood21 said:

I don't think this was thought through to well.

Certainly not!

He would have needed a wide angle lens for the majority of ASDA customers.

[ironictwist]

Andy Zarse said:

The filthy beast, but this sort of thing does in fact happen in Waitrose. Some old guy went into our local store and was caught wking/rubbing his cock on a packet of Birdseye Potato Waffles in the frozen food section. Well I think it was waffles, my memory is a little hazey and it might have been Findus Crispy Pancakes (preumably minced beef variety). What is it with some folk???

You seem to know an awful lot of detail about this

[iggletiggle]

shirley it would've been more beneficial placed on the floor looking up.. non?

[mickk]

ironictwist said:

Andy Zarse said:

The filthy beast, but this sort of thing does in fact happen in Waitrose. Some old guy went into our local store and was caught wking/rubbing his cock on a packet of Birdseye Potato Waffles in the frozen food section. Well I think it was waffles, my memory is a little hazey and it might have been Findus Crispy Pancakes (preumably minced beef variety). What is it with some folk???

You seem to know an awful lot of detail about this

I thought the same and some of the details are untrue. Waitrose selling Findus Crispy Pancakes....Never!

[MrV]

st_files said:

Andy Zarse said:

The filthy beast, but this sort of thing does in fact happen in Waitrose. Some old guy went into our local store and was caught wking/rubbing his cock on a packet of Birdseye Potato Waffles in the frozen food section. Well I think it was waffles, my memory is a little hazey and it might have been Findus Crispy Pancakes (preumably minced beef variety). What is it with some folk???

Christ some folks are weird.

To true after all we know the Cheese pancakes are much better

[Steamer]

iggletiggle said:

shirley it would've been more beneficial placed on the floor looking up.. non?

Maybe skiddy pants aren't his thing!

..I mean not everyone that sets up a discrete camera to film unsuspecting victims is a total raving pervert.. no names mentioned!! Quite possibly a poster on is very forum!!?!

[voyds9]

Bib said:

smartly dressed wearing a long dark coat with a fleece type jumper underneath

Standards for smart have dropped

[The Prophet]

voyds9 said:

Bib said:

smartly dressed wearing a long dark coat with a fleece type jumper underneath

Standards for smart have dropped

I think they meant 'smartly dressed compared to what you normally see in ASDA'.

[Chrisgr31]

Reminds me of the couple who decided that right outside the front door of M and S was the right place to have sex. Now whilst this might be vaguely understandable late at night after the nightclubs have shut, this event took place at lunchtime on one weekday when there were hoards of shoppers around!

[Andy Zarse]

Chrisgr31 said:

Reminds me of the couple who decided that right outside the front door of M and S was the right place to have sex. Now whilst this might be vaguely understandable late at night after the nightclubs have shut, this event took place at lunchtime on one weekday when there were hoards of shoppers around!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Crawley!!

[R300_PM]

Chrisgr31 said:

Reminds me of the couple who decided that right outside the front door of M and S was the right place to have sex. Now whilst this might be vaguely understandable late at night after the nightclubs have shut, this event took place at lunchtime on one weekday when there were hoards of shoppers around!

Unusual form of busking!

Edited by R300_PM on Wednesday 6th January 14:17

[CatherineJ]

The Prophet said:

voyds9 said:

Bib said:

smartly dressed wearing a long dark coat with a fleece type jumper underneath

Standards for smart have dropped

I think they meant 'smartly dressed compared to what you normally see in ASDA'.

Perhaps his shell suit was in the wash.

[Mr Sea]

Robert De Niro?
'You lookin at me'

[Kermit power]

dirty boy said:

wasn't me

Having met you, it's clearly not you. Apart from anything else, he's actually wearing clothes, which would be unusual for a photo of you!

However, the logo on his top does look suspiciously like a PH smiley, so it could well be a PHer..