Job Titles, just mad

[chimera40]

Noticed someone on my Linkedin contacts had this posted in his job title. Seems to me that these titles are getting dafter and more pretentious by the minute. Prize to the one that comes up with the most stupid one you have seen/heard about.

This prize will obviously involve you being referred to as this from now on.

Process Improvement Consultant, Business Over Breakfast Co-Ordinator

[mattviatura]

Local boozer near here had a Manager (Operations).

[aclivity]

my company is recruiting a "Manager of Fun" at the moment. I would apply, but I think the department of pissed off cynics would miss me too much.

[RizzoTheRat]

Crystaline precipitate relocation engineer






(about to go and shovel the snow off my drive)

[Neil H]

chimera40 said:

Process Improvement Consultant, Business Over Breakfast Co-Ordinator

I'd assume that 'Business Over Breakfast' is some kind of company/ brand name, no?

[Steamer]

aclivity said:

my company is recruiting a "Manager of Fun" at the moment. I would apply, but I think the department of pissed off cynics would miss me too much.

[chimera40]

Neil H said:

chimera40 said:

Process Improvement Consultant, Business Over Breakfast Co-Ordinator

I'd assume that 'Business Over Breakfast' is some kind of company/ brand name, no?

Nope, its a job. Just checked google and its seems there is a new social network group called business over breakfast (BOB for short, seriously) and they have coordinators

[Penny-lope]

Since starting my job over five years ago, my title has changed 3 times although the job has stayed the same

[Mattygooner]

Community manager....

I picture a Timmy Mallett type charecter going around the office in a baseball cap shouting "come on team" and hitting people over the head with an inflatable hammer.

[Kermit power]

Orange have (or certainly had) a Director of Imagineering.

[968CS]

Non specific job titles..... always the first to go when rationalisation occurs.

[GuinnessMK]

RizzoTheRat said:

Crystaline precipitate relocation engineer






(about to go and shovel the snow off my drive)

I'm about to adopt that role myself

[soad]

GuinnessMK said:

RizzoTheRat said:

Crystaline precipitate relocation engineer






(about to go and shovel the snow off my drive)

I'm about to adopt that role myself

Been there, done that for the past few days. Somehow enjoyed it too.

[ascayman]

'Five a day councillor'

or a bank (usually a us bank) employee who along with 500,000 others is a 'vice president'

[courtg9000]

Manchester Council once advertised for a Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager

[andy400]

aclivity said:

my company is recruiting a "Manager of Fun" at the moment. I would apply, but I think the department of pissed off cynics would miss me too much.

Brilliant! I'll be in the market soon - what's the job description? Where based?

[deckster]

Actuary friend of mine was 'Director of Death' for a while. I imagine the title was a lot more interesting than the job.

[Nardies]

I used to be a Process Consultant!

IT generally has the best job titles, a particular bloke I've seen has the title 'Virtualisation Team Lead'. I imagine he walks around with one of those virtual reality headsets on all day.

[TheCarpetCleaner]

Envronmental Enforcement Officer

"YOU THERE - YES YOU, THAT TREE, STOP GROWING SO LOUDLY"





I am a carpet dirt removal architect.

[threesixty]

I bring you Dave Kingsbury a senior cognotive anthropologist at the cultural and buisness insights group, i've no idea what the hell that means and I suspect he doesn't either.