Your bathroom literature...
Your bathroom literature...
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MartinF

Original Poster:

557 posts

232 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Fellow PHers, what's on your bathroom bookshelf?

My missus looked at mine earlier tonight and complained she had nothing to read.

I have:

The last 6 months of Evo.
The last 7-8 issues of Top Marques.
Calvin and Hobbes biggrin
Simon's Cat.
And of course.....PH '09 thumbup

Plenty for her to read there I think (although quite why she thinks she can have a dump in MY bathroom is beyond me rolleyeshehe ).

GingerWizard

4,721 posts

228 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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PH 09'
3x EVO
Clarksons new book.... rolleyes
QI book of the dead
Machine mart catalog


3 x Heat
5 x Cosmo

(for the wife!)

Gwiz

Wayne King

1,100 posts

223 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Last few days of 'The Sun' to use as bog roll! biggrin

SidewaysKadett

2,519 posts

205 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Last few issues of Classic Ford.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

247 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Classic & Sports Car, Octane, Motor Sport, Terry Pratchett, Hugh Conway smile

SMcP114

2,916 posts

222 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Hang on 'til I check.....

Erm.....

Today's copy of The Sun.

Oh God. And this month's copy of Max Power magazine.

It's not mine! I swear!

Max Power magazine should be held in the same regard as leaflets from the BNP.

mccarn

641 posts

227 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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well seeing as the laptop has wifi you do the maths wink

MartinF

Original Poster:

557 posts

232 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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mccarn said:
well seeing as the laptop has wifi you do the maths wink
Pistonheads.....Surfing while stting matters wink

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

223 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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I like to plan my day while on the toilet. stting is a great way to clear the mind.

Fabric 2.2

3,822 posts

222 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Clarksons "I know you got soul"
Several Viz annuals
Several issues of Banzai
1x Evo Magazine

AJS-

15,366 posts

266 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Viz annuals and Far Side cartoons are my favourites.

Topboy

653 posts

289 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Gordon Brown's "How to brew a storm in a teacup"
Peter Mandelson's "100 ways to use an orange"
Harriet Harman's "How to make the law work for you"
Michael Martin's "The chauffeur's nodding dog"
Shahid Malik's "The rentboy's guide to ripping it off"

Oh and PH09 of course wink


Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

275 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Usually several copies of track and race car, Broons/Oor Wullie annual, National Geographic, and a couple of womens interest stuff for the other half.

I used to like going for a dump at my brothers house, he had a lifttop stool thing loaded with , Razzle, Penthouse, Men Only etc. biggrin
Since he got remarried he doesn't have that anymore. frown

Chilli

17,320 posts

266 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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I'm never in there long enough...not got a problem you understand, but I only go in there when I need to go...therefore 2 mins, MAX.

paoloh

8,617 posts

234 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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New Clarkson and a Mc Nab novel

plg101

4,106 posts

240 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Topboy said:
Gordon Brown's "How to brew a storm in a teacup"
Peter Mandelson's "100 ways to use an orange"
Harriet Harman's "How to make the law work for you"
Michael Martin's "The chauffeur's nodding dog"
Shahid Malik's "The rentboy's guide to ripping it off"
Genius.
Do you want a copy of "The WIt and Humor of George W Bush"? 300 blank pages (large print)

Gretchen

19,791 posts

246 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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MartinF said:
Fellow PHers, what's on your bathroom bookshelf?

My missus looked at mine earlier tonight and complained she had nothing to read.

I have:

The last 6 months of Evo.
The last 7-8 issues of Top Marques.
Calvin and Hobbes biggrin
Simon's Cat.
And of course.....PH '09 thumbup

Plenty for her to read there I think (although quite why she thinks she can have a dump in MY bathroom is beyond me rolleyeshehe ).
Tell the bh she can't be cleaning properly if she thinks she has time to read.

bonsai

2,015 posts

210 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Just eat some fruit now and again and those 15 minute constipation battles will be a thing of the past...

Never understood stter reading.

A911DOM

4,084 posts

265 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Got way too many mags in MY bathroom upstairs, mainly consisting of Motorsport mag, practical classics, the PH 2009 bible thing, a whisky magazine and probably a few random other things which have required some quiet contemplation.

A toilet without reading material just feels so unwelcoming wink

condor

8,837 posts

278 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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Chilli said:
I'm never in there long enough...not got a problem you understand, but I only go in there when I need to go...therefore 2 mins, MAX.
same here smile