price of a hit man/woman

[Markh]

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

[YAD061]

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

whaaat?! have you seen her in that leotard?

[Markh]

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

whaaat?! have you seen her in that leotard?

exactly........makes sick just thinking about it, should grow old gacefully

[YAD061]

Markh said:

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

whaaat?! have you seen her in that leotard?

exactly........makes sick just thinking about it, should grow old gacefully

hmpph, for a swamp donkey like me it'll do just fine thanks

[JamieBeeston]

Markh said:

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

whaaat?! have you seen her in that leotard?

exactly........makes sick just thinking about it, should grow old gacefully

I would!

She has a certain je nes sais quoi that revs my motor... send a hitman at your peril

[eccles]

Markh said:

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

whaaat?! have you seen her in that leotard?

exactly........makes sick just thinking about it, should grow old gacefully

I think Davina looks fine in a leotard, but madonna should give it a rest!

[Markh]

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

whaaat?! have you seen her in that leotard?

exactly........makes sick just thinking about it, should grow old gacefully

hmpph, for a swamp donkey like me it'll do just fine thanks

You sir are very brave,

she has bigger theighs than I have, and 100kgs

[YAD061]

Markh said:

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

whaaat?! have you seen her in that leotard?

exactly........makes sick just thinking about it, should grow old gacefully

hmpph, for a swamp donkey like me it'll do just fine thanks

You sir are very brave,

she has bigger theighs than I have, and 100kgs

mmmn thighs......

[sday12]

The only thing Davina would look good in is a coffin.

[Tonberry]

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

Are you mad, man?!

Davina is gorgeous. Like previously mentioned, send a hitman at your peril.

[sday12]

Tonberry said:

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

Are you mad, man?!

Davina is gorgeous. Like previously mentioned, send a hitman at your peril.

You need medical help

[Backtobasics]

She reminds me of a female Jim Carrey, with all those stupid faces she pulls. Can't stand her.

[al1991]

Do you want a professional? A scumbag might whack her over the head with a bag of frozen peas in Tesco for £5K, but if you want the whole assault rifle, Day of the Jackal thing I think you're going to have to shell out a couple of mill. Preferably in used notes.

P.s I'm now a Davina convert, didn't like her before.

Edited by al1991 on Saturday 9th January 12:44

[SeeFive]

I don't know how I heard this, but at about the time of my divorce 10 years ago, it was 3-5k abroad, and 6-8k in the UK.

For someone as high profile as Davina, probably more.

If you can find someone called Arti, I believe he is a strangler and is very cheap. I saw his advert the other day

"Artichokes 2 for £1 at Sainsburys".

[_rubinho_]

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

whaaat?! have you seen her in that leotard?

I've not. Can somebody post a pic? I'm quite the Davina fan (although I hate BB and her association with it)!

[Rollcage]

SeeFive said:

I don't know how I heard this, but at about the time of my divorce 10 years ago, it was 3-5k abroad, and 6-8k in the UK.

For someone as high profile as Davina, probably more.

If you can find someone called Arti, I believe he is a strangler and is very cheap. I saw his advert the other day

"Artichokes 2 for £1 at Sainsburys".

Shopping just get riskier and riskier. No wonder more people get it delivered! (Or go to Tesco!)

[Hedders]

_rubinho_ said:

YAD061 said:

Markh said:

I was wondering what a hit man costs these days? I have had enough of Davina McCall, I though we could have whip round and get rid of the self publicizing stupid bh for once and for all

whaaat?! have you seen her in that leotard?

I've not. Can somebody post a pic? I'm quite the Davina fan (although I hate BB and her association with it)!

Google images?

[Arese]

£3995

[TheEnd]

I'd kidnap her, she'd make a perfect addition to my Davina McCall shrine

I'd be able to dress her up, rub the lotion on it's skin.
I'd take her out at night for walks and everything!


Legal statement- if Davina's lawyers read this, i'm not actually gonna kidnap her, but get me her number would you, star? cheers boss

[360 detailing]

Arese said:

£39.95

EFA