So, I'm sitting here in the.....

[schmalex]

Premier Travel Inn (I know ) in Hereford & the couple in the room above me are having very noisy sex.

I'm pissed off, as there is no porn on the telly & I have to finish writing a presentation for tomorrow

I suppose someone has taken Lenny Henry up on his "Good Night" policy that he bleats on about for PTI.

[mickk]

They offer a goodnight guarantee so at least you will get your money back

[anonymous-user]

I'm working from memory here, but isn't there a pub next door?

[mat13]

shout along with them just as they reach the vinegar strokes

[Puggit]

Haven't you got a mic on the laptop? Do share...

[ribenavrs]

are you not cheering them on

[schmalex]

Symbolica said:

I'm working from memory here, but isn't there a pub next door?

Yes, there is. However, skipped that & went for a great Ruby at Spicy Marches instead

[Syndrome]

Go and see if they want a menage a trois

[TheEnd]

Mousse from a bowl is nice but to put it on a person is demented!

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

schmalex said:

Symbolica said:

I'm working from memory here, but isn't there a pub next door?

Yes, there is. However, skipped that & went for a great Ruby at Spicy Marches instead

How do you mean instead....they're still open y'know!

[schmalex]

All has gone quiet. I suspect he has shot his custard.

I'm a little terrified, as the only other people I could see staying here was some skanky old bint with her 40ish partner. I was considering asking for a quick "airtight", but on reflection, I think I would rather not.

[wackojacko]

schmalex said:

All has gone quiet. I suspect he has shot his custard.

I'm a little terrified, as the only other people I could see staying here was some skanky old bint with her 40ish partner. I was considering asking for a quick "airtight", but on reflection, I think I would rather not.

[schmalex]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

schmalex said:

Symbolica said:

I'm working from memory here, but isn't there a pub next door?

Yes, there is. However, skipped that & went for a great Ruby at Spicy Marches instead

How do you mean instead....they're still open y'know!

Important presentation to SAS top brass tomorrow, followed by beers in town. Best not to turn up in bits before it gets really messy

[HOGEPH]

Remember that SAS stands for Super Army Soldiers.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

schmalex said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

schmalex said:

Symbolica said:

I'm working from memory here, but isn't there a pub next door?

Yes, there is. However, skipped that & went for a great Ruby at Spicy Marches instead

How do you mean instead....they're still open y'know!

Important presentation to SAS top brass tomorrow, followed by beers in town. Best not to turn up in bits before it gets really messy

Lightweight

[madbadger]

schmalex said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

schmalex said:

Symbolica said:

I'm working from memory here, but isn't there a pub next door?

Yes, there is. However, skipped that & went for a great Ruby at Spicy Marches instead

How do you mean instead....they're still open y'know!

Important presentation to SAS top brass tomorrow, followed by beers in town. Best not to turn up in bits before it gets really messy

Best not to mess with the special forces.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

madbadger said:

schmalex said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

schmalex said:

Symbolica said:

I'm working from memory here, but isn't there a pub next door?

Yes, there is. However, skipped that & went for a great Ruby at Spicy Marches instead

How do you mean instead....they're still open y'know!

Important presentation to SAS top brass tomorrow, followed by beers in town. Best not to turn up in bits before it gets really messy

Best not to mess with the special forces.

..or scandinavian baggage handlers

[HOGEPH]

schmalex said:

I suppose someone has taken Lenny Henry up on his "Good Night" policy that he bleats on about for PTI.

Maybe it's Lenny and Dawn at it, or Lenny and his manager from the adverts.

[Nardies]

schmalex said:

All has gone quiet. I suspect he has shot his custard.

I'm a little terrified, as the only other people I could see staying here was some skanky old bint with her 40ish partner. I was considering asking for a quick "airtight", but on reflection, I think I would rather not.

Not just me who's done that then. Just knock one out and go to sleep, works when I'm away on business, or at home, or just bored in general. In fact, I'm off.

Edited by Nardies on Wednesday 13th January 21:43

[madbadger]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

madbadger said:

schmalex said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

schmalex said:

Symbolica said:

I'm working from memory here, but isn't there a pub next door?

Yes, there is. However, skipped that & went for a great Ruby at Spicy Marches instead

How do you mean instead....they're still open y'know!

Important presentation to SAS top brass tomorrow, followed by beers in town. Best not to turn up in bits before it gets really messy

Best not to mess with the special forces.

..or scandinavian baggage handlers

Ahh - Hereford travel Inn.

I got the joke the wrong way round didn't I?