Outsourcing
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Gargamel

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16,372 posts

291 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Some advice please on relationship matters.

Its well know that their are many tasks that after a few years women find disagreeable, things they did when they where younger, which as time goes by and wealth increases they are reluctant to do themselves and are delighted when you suggest outsourcing them.


A couple of years ago, I stepped in to suggest that an enterprising young person was happy to wash and iron my shirts for a mere £1 per shirt. thats two hours of Ironing saved per week. She was delighted and said it was a fantastic load off her mind.

Last year, as she had retuned to work, I again suggested outsourcing some more of her work load, this time I asked a enterprising local lady to push the hoover round the house and have a bit of a dust. My wife was delighted, she hated cleaning and was very pleased to have outsourced this disagreeable task.

I found myself constantly looking for tasks that I could outsource. In order to help my wife.





Last night, I tried to outsource blowjobs to an enterprising young eastern european girl and she went mental......

DAVE-W

544 posts

241 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Predictable from the off but funny nonetheless biggrin

Steamer

14,184 posts

243 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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nono Dont outsource that job!

yes Set up an inhouse team that consists of specialist in that department!