Am I turning Gay!!!!

[Streetrod]

Folks I think I need help. I am a 6ft 2in black guy, I weigh nearly 16 stone, I have always loved women and before my other half I had a number of girlfriends. I have now been with my "female" other half for twenty years and we have two kids. I love cars, hi fi, snowboarding, science, clever engineering in all its forms and various other manly pursuits.

But here is my problem, I have recently found myself attracted to musicals (Oh the shame...) I have just watched Hairspray for the third time and I love it. I also watched Dreamgirls recently and loved that as well. In addition late at night I dig out the others halfs collection and watch those too

I now find myself searching Play.com to feed my perverted desires for song and dance and big musical numbers. What is wrong with me???? Please help.

[Murray993]

are you just getting old?

[pacman1]

At 6' 2" and 16 stone, I guess you can be as gay as you like! hth

[DrTre]

Naah, that's normal.

It's when you admit to liking Love Actually that your Bender Card will arrive in the post.

[Cock Womble]

Streetrod said:

I am a 6ft 2in black guy, I weigh nearly 16 stone

Well, I for one fancy you already. So, yes, you must be gay.

[smifffymoto]

Light weight.Get youself into Mama Mia and HSM 1,2 and 3,then you know you have arrived.

[tonyvid]

Eric will be along in a minute.....his alarm will have gone off.

[Cock Womble]

DrTre said:

It's when you admit to liking Love Actually that your Bender Card will arrive in the post.

People actually admit to that? Really? Really?

[grumbledoak]

I'm afraid there is nothing for it but a change to your username. How about "Closet Distant"?

[ShadownINja]

Cock Womble said:

DrTre said:

It's when you admit to liking Love Actually that your Bender Card will arrive in the post.

People actually admit to that? Really? Really?

It isn't a bad film.

[DrTre]

Cock Womble said:

People actually admit to that? Really? Really?

Only pooves, obviously.

nothing wrong with poovism, naturally

[NoNeed]

Streetrod said:

Folks I think I need help. I am a 6ft 2in black guy, I weigh nearly 16 stone, I have always loved women and before my other half I had a number of girlfriends. I have now been with my "female" other half for twenty years and we have two kids. I love cars, hi fi, snowboarding, science, clever engineering in all its forms and various other manly pursuits.

But here is my problem, I have recently found myself attracted to musicals (Oh the shame...) I have just watched Hairspray for the third time and I love it. I also watched Dreamgirls recently and loved that as well. In addition late at night I dig out the others halfs collection and watch those too

I now find myself searching Play.com to feed my perverted desires for song and dance and big musical numbers. What is wrong with me???? Please help.

Have you seen jersey boys yet?

[Cock Womble]

ShadownINja said:

Cock Womble said:

DrTre said:

It's when you admit to liking Love Actually that your Bender Card will arrive in the post.

People actually admit to that? Really? Really?

It isn't a bad film.

That's as maybe, but what kind or weird, perverted, unhinged, deviant would openly admit to liking it on a public internet forum?

Edited by Cock Womble on Monday 18th January 16:27

[Justayellowbadge]

Cock Womble said:

ShadownINja said:

Cock Womble said:

DrTre said:

It's when you admit to liking Love Actually that your Bender Card will arrive in the post.

People actually admit to that? Really? Really?

It isn't a bad film.

That's as maybe, but what kind or weird, perverted, unhinged, deviant loser would openly admit to liking it on a public internet forum?

I object to 'loser'.

[Streetrod]

DrTre said:

Naah, that's normal.

It's when you admit to liking Love Actually that your Bender Card will arrive in the post.

st, I liked that as well, I thought Colin Firths performance was Oscar material.... what am I going to tell the kids???

[Ozone]

Streetrod said:

Am i turning gay?

You might not be, but i'll bet your boyfriend is.....

[Beefmeister]

Cock Womble said:

ShadownINja said:

Cock Womble said:

DrTre said:

It's when you admit to liking Love Actually that your Bender Card will arrive in the post.

People actually admit to that? Really? Really?

It isn't a bad film.

That's as maybe, but what kind or weird, perverted, unhinged, deviant loser would openly admit to liking it on a public internet forum?

Me.

C'mere big boy.

[Cock Womble]

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble said:

ShadownINja said:

Cock Womble said:

DrTre said:

It's when you admit to liking Love Actually that your Bender Card will arrive in the post.

People actually admit to that? Really? Really?

It isn't a bad film.

That's as maybe, but what kind or weird, perverted, unhinged, deviant loser would openly admit to liking it on a public internet forum?

I object to 'loser'.

Fixed that. No offence.

[Steamer]

Musicals!?

Oh god no...

If its a Gay, well I think I'm safe / immune.

If its a 'Getting old thing'... I'm not sure I could cope!

Baldness... I can face that. Ear hair... I'll deal with it. Beige clothing... its only a colour. But geeeessss, not musicals!!

There must be a support group out there.

[patmahe]

If you must watch musicals then for Gods sake watch a good one.



But not Mamma Mia, or Dreamgirls for pitys sake. If you continue in this way you will soon be a bumboy of epic proportions, and will only have yourself to blame