Help for Haiti???

[Bee_Jay]

Massive human disaster. No infrastructure, 100s of thousands dead. What do you send?

Well, John Travolta is sending Scientology E-Meters : http://gawker.com/5451086/john-travolta-to-airlift...

And some other people are sending solar powered talking bibles : http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/earthquake-su...

Now adding Solar Powered Talking bible to my mountain climbing survival kit...

[AB]

I know how they feel. Last time I had 30 aftershocks, I couldn't find my house either.

<Realises this is an insensitive joke and hopes people take it as such... a joke>

[Ganglandboss]

I heard Liverpool is sending a load of scousers to help with the looting!

[Shaw Tarse]

Ganglandboss said:

I heard Liverpool is sending a load of scousers to help with the looting!

Are they the ones who had a 2 hour silence the other night?

[saleen836]

AB said:

I know how they feel. Last time I had 30 aftershocks, I couldn't find my house either.

<Realises this is an insensitive joke and hopes people take it as such... a joke>

That's just mean, you could have waited 'till the dust settled!

[AB]

Shaw Tarse said:

Ganglandboss said:

I heard Liverpool is sending a load of scousers to help with the looting!

Are they the ones who had a 2 hour silence the other night?

I'm glad I didn't get smashed to bits for making a bit of a joke.

Phew...

[Justayellowbadge]

This isn't a joke thread guys.

[Salsera]

Well if there are any other Salsa dancers on here Danny K is organising a massive charity event in London to raise funds.
Other than that i belive people like the Telegraph / BBC are raising funds also.
As already said, really not a joking matter.

[Cock Womble]

Oh, brilliant. They need (amongst other things) food, water, medical supplies, digging equipment, sheer manpower and a support infrastructure.

Some well-meaning do-gooders send the solar powered talking bibles and quasi-religious bunkum.

Yeah, thanks guys.

[Flanders.]

I'd be shaking with anger..



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[soad]

Go Team Xenu!

[T89 Callan]

Flanders. said:

I'd be shaking with anger..

I'd be really broken up by it.

[br d]

Justayellowbadge said:

This isn't a joke thread guys.

No JAYB, some people are sending Bibles, it is a joke thread.

I've DEC'd out a decent amount but ffs when idiots start quoting scripture after this sort of horror it makes you wonder if a meteorite hit wouldn't be the best thing for all of us.

[130R]

Where is Haiti anyway? I tried phoning them but I think they're set on vibrate.

[MK4 Slowride]

Bee_Jay said:

Massive human disaster. No infrastructure, 100s of thousands dead. What do you send?

Well, John Travolta is sending Scientology E-Meters : http://gawker.com/5451086/john-travolta-to-airlift...

And some other people are sending solar powered talking bibles : http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/earthquake-su...

Now adding Solar Powered Talking bible to my mountain climbing survival kit...

Didn't China or some place where they eat lots of noodles send a boatload of out of date noodles to a starving nation in Africa. Where there is little water and firewood?

Reminds me of that.

[Justayellowbadge]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Nope, but other than the OP, every susbsequent post was a gag, all of which had already been posted on the Connery thread.

Just trying to keep it on track.

[Cock Womble]

Justayellowbadge said:

Nope, but other than the OP, every susbsequent post was a gag

Oooo, Sir! Sir! Mine wasn't!

[Frankeh]

T89 Callan said:

Flanders. said:

I'd be shaking with anger..

I'd be really broken up by it.

I'd be crushed.