I punched my girlfriend last night

[Munter]

Many years ago (or at least 6 months), I moved in the bed and rearranged the pillow.....so that it was on top of the OHs face. I skipped the violence and went right for the smothering. Fortunately someone putting a pillow on your face and then putting their head on it tends to wake you up and make you go "What the fk are you doing?"

[tonyvid]

Matt Evans said:

Munter said:

OI My post was not at that hour!

I've noticed it on a few threads, a reply before the original post. I think that someone's broken the internet.

Spooky - there must be a twist in the space-time rubber sheet thingy!

[Mattt]

I've managed a few elbows to the head, and an eye-gouge apparently.

[declasm]

not too long ago my wife bit me on the bum when I was bending over to put the baby in her crib - my instantaneous reflex action was to swat (slap!) her on the cheek with my free hand. much hilarity ensued

[zakelwe]

I once kneeded my wife in the head when she was tieing my shoe laces ..

Andy

[Matt Evans]

POW! Right in the kisser! Seriously, square on in the mouth. She wouldn't iron my shirt.

Actually that last bit is a lie. We were both in bed, asleep. I think I must have rolled over and had a dead arm that followed over, and I punched her in her mouth

It's a far cry from these people that murder their wifes/husbands in their sleep, but I felt pretty st, it obviously hurt her quite a lot.

Has anyone else done it?

[tonyvid]

Has anyone else punched your Girlfriend? You better ask her!

[Munter]

OI My post was not at that hour!

[Matt Evans]

Munter said:

OI My post was not at that hour!

I've noticed it on a few threads, a reply before the original post. I think that someone's broken the internet.

[Swilly]

Apparently i have tried to smother her...

I have also dragged her out of bed in order to escape the house toppling over...

I remember the second but not the first !!

[hman]

During pre-sleep bedtime activities I managed to accidentally knee my (now) wife in the face, busting her nose in the process-oops.

[beano500]

tonyvid said:

Matt Evans said:

Munter said:

OI My post was not at that hour!

I've noticed it on a few threads, a reply before the original post. I think that someone's broken the internet.

Spooky - there must be a twist in the space-time rubber sheet thingy!

Oh hell - that bloomin' Large Hadron Collider!

[WorAl]

I was fighting in my sleep one night and the arms started flying, one punch from my right arm came down about 3" from her face, it was hard as it woke me up, she asked "what was that?" "nothing dear, go back to sleep" - if it hit her it would have probably broke her nose...........and my hand.

[zakelwe]

The space time rubber sheet ( wets the bed?) does seem to be twisted. Too many dilithium crystals being used on the PH forum database I think, warp factor 11. I just posted half way up....

[matt1269]

I think someone must have typed "google" into google, apparantly that will destroy the internet.

[philthy]

My missus had a bad dream one night, and threw her arm back very hard to fight off her imaginary attacker.
I know it was very hard, because her elbow bone hit me square under the nose, travelling upwards !

That bloody hurt !

[BarRefaeli]

I'm hungover but ... what the fk is going on?

[Snoop Bagg]

matt1269 said:

I think someone must have typed "google" into google, apparantly that will destroy the internet.

You do know Google's a female!

Seems to have a fking answer for everything.

[ScottishSamurai]

zakelwe said:

I once kneeded my wife in the head when she was tieing my shoe laces ..

Andy

A bit doughey is she?

[Munter]

BarRefaeli said:

I'm hungover but ... what the fk is going on?

You're dead. The person you slep next too last night accidentally stabbed you 270 times in your sleep. As your ghost form though you have arisen again to take revenge. Also you've decided to give me all your money as you will not need it. Just PM me your address and I'll be around to get it.