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Forfeits if you bugger up the following:
- Not allowed to use each others names, at all, no exceptions.
- Drink by the clock. When the big hand on your watch is on the way down i.e 12 o'clock to 6. You are only allowed to drink with your right hand. When the big hand is on it's way up i.e 6 o'clock to 12, your only allowed to drink with your left hand.
- Play masters!
- Thumb master - puts his thumb on the table at any point, last to copy forfeits.
- Shoe master - as above but takes a shoe off and puts it on table
- Grenade master - Jumps up, does a lobbing overarm throw motion and shouts "GRENADE", last person to hide under the table forfeits.
- "Check me out!" master - Jumps up and shouts this phrase whilst pulling their best rude boy/Ali-G cross armed pose. Everyone copies etc.
- Freeze master - Freezes dead at any point, preferably in a stupid/unusual pose.
Each person to lose then becomes the above master for the rest of the night until they do there thing etc then it swaps to the next loser.
- Not allowed to use each others names, at all, no exceptions.
- Drink by the clock. When the big hand on your watch is on the way down i.e 12 o'clock to 6. You are only allowed to drink with your right hand. When the big hand is on it's way up i.e 6 o'clock to 12, your only allowed to drink with your left hand.
- Play masters!
- Thumb master - puts his thumb on the table at any point, last to copy forfeits.
- Shoe master - as above but takes a shoe off and puts it on table
- Grenade master - Jumps up, does a lobbing overarm throw motion and shouts "GRENADE", last person to hide under the table forfeits.
- "Check me out!" master - Jumps up and shouts this phrase whilst pulling their best rude boy/Ali-G cross armed pose. Everyone copies etc.
- Freeze master - Freezes dead at any point, preferably in a stupid/unusual pose.
Each person to lose then becomes the above master for the rest of the night until they do there thing etc then it swaps to the next loser.
"Gentlemanly conduct at all times." It's open to interpretation and therefore penalties flow.
"Gentlemen must have an unbroken Jacob's Cream Cracker on their persons at all times, and the aforementioned cracker must be clearly presented whenever a 'cracker call' is requested." Just stupid and select your moment for a cracker call carefully.
"Gentlemen will only enter any bar with the left foot first."
"The Stag is only permitted to urinate within the first 5 minutes of every hour or will be subject to a penalty."
"Gentlemen must have an unbroken Jacob's Cream Cracker on their persons at all times, and the aforementioned cracker must be clearly presented whenever a 'cracker call' is requested." Just stupid and select your moment for a cracker call carefully.
"Gentlemen will only enter any bar with the left foot first."
"The Stag is only permitted to urinate within the first 5 minutes of every hour or will be subject to a penalty."
SirClarke said:
- Grenade master - Jumps up, does a lobbing overarm throw motion and shouts "GRENADE", last person to hide under the table forfeits.
- "Check me out!" master - Jumps up and shouts this phrase whilst pulling their best rude boy/Ali-G cross armed pose. Everyone copies etc.
- "Check me out!" master - Jumps up and shouts this phrase whilst pulling their best rude boy/Ali-G cross armed pose. Everyone copies etc.
Endorphin said:
"Gentlemanly conduct at all times." It's open to interpretation and therefore penalties flow.
"Gentlemen must have an unbroken Jacob's Cream Cracker on their persons at all times, and the aforementioned cracker must be clearly presented whenever a 'cracker call' is requested." Just stupid and select your moment for a cracker call carefully.
"Gentlemen will only enter any bar with the left foot first."
"The Stag is only permitted to urinate within the first 5 minutes of every hour or will be subject to a penalty."
Excellent! "Gentlemen must have an unbroken Jacob's Cream Cracker on their persons at all times, and the aforementioned cracker must be clearly presented whenever a 'cracker call' is requested." Just stupid and select your moment for a cracker call carefully.
"Gentlemen will only enter any bar with the left foot first."
"The Stag is only permitted to urinate within the first 5 minutes of every hour or will be subject to a penalty."
A Gentleman being a swordsman of course and traditionally wearing their "arms" on the left hip (unless they find themselves of French origin in which case send them home) can only safely ever turn to the right. Anyone who turns to their left even when tapped on that shoulder near a bar area or upon conversation with a lady, shall be de-throned.
Also if you can find one, use a clothes peg, hide upon a "victim" member of the team, everyone else has to rip in to them for no reason, insults etc subtley of course for the duration of the peg wearing until they find it and all is forgiven of course.
Failing all of the above, wait until the stag is at the cash machine and sneak over to press the largest denomination available, spend said on hookers cocaine and absynthe. Stag will forgive you eventually.
SirClarke said:
Forfeits if you bugger up the following:
- Not allowed to use each others names, at all, no exceptions.
- Drink by the clock. When the big hand on your watch is on the way down i.e 12 o'clock to 6. You are only allowed to drink with your right hand. When the big hand is on it's way up i.e 6 o'clock to 12, your only allowed to drink with your left hand.
- Play masters!
- Thumb master - puts his thumb on the table at any point, last to copy forfeits.
- Shoe master - as above but takes a shoe off and puts it on table
- Grenade master - Jumps up, does a lobbing overarm throw motion and shouts "GRENADE", last person to hide under the table forfeits.
- "Check me out!" master - Jumps up and shouts this phrase whilst pulling their best rude boy/Ali-G cross armed pose. Everyone copies etc.
- Freeze master - Freezes dead at any point, preferably in a stupid/unusual pose.
Each person to lose then becomes the above master for the rest of the night until they do there thing etc then it swaps to the next loser.
No wonder the eastern europeans love us so much - Not allowed to use each others names, at all, no exceptions.
- Drink by the clock. When the big hand on your watch is on the way down i.e 12 o'clock to 6. You are only allowed to drink with your right hand. When the big hand is on it's way up i.e 6 o'clock to 12, your only allowed to drink with your left hand.
- Play masters!
- Thumb master - puts his thumb on the table at any point, last to copy forfeits.
- Shoe master - as above but takes a shoe off and puts it on table
- Grenade master - Jumps up, does a lobbing overarm throw motion and shouts "GRENADE", last person to hide under the table forfeits.
- "Check me out!" master - Jumps up and shouts this phrase whilst pulling their best rude boy/Ali-G cross armed pose. Everyone copies etc.
- Freeze master - Freezes dead at any point, preferably in a stupid/unusual pose.
Each person to lose then becomes the above master for the rest of the night until they do there thing etc then it swaps to the next loser.
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