Suicide Machine (.org)

[GTIR]

Very tempted to join this and commit "virtual" suicide.

it will delete all your online profiles, Twitter, Facebook etc all at the click of a button. Say goodbye to all your "friends" (if you have any) and start talking and communicating again with real people!

I can't seem to delete my FB profile, just suspend it.

http://suicidemachine.org/


(there's a bit of a waiting list mind)

Edited by GTIR on Saturday 23 January 13:42

[TheEnd]

[Nolar Dog]

GTIR said:

Very tempted to join this and commit "virtual" suicide.

Make sure you also lose telephone contact with people

BTW, can I come to your funeral? I've not worn black for ages.

[GTIR]

Nolar Dog said:

GTIR said:

Very tempted to join this and commit "virtual" suicide.

Make sure you also lose telephone contact with people

BTW, can I come to your funeral? I've not worn black for ages.

But should it be a virtual funeral?

[Nolar Dog]

Nope, an actual one.

I've not got pissed and eaten chicken vol u vants (or whatever the frig they're called) for ages.

Let me know when.

[Cock Womble]

Oooo, can I read your eulogy? I even have one prepared:

"We are virtually here today to remember GTIR. He was alright."


(I've got a black suit and everything.)

[13th]

Brilliant, love it!

If only I were brave enough to take the plunge sts

[Rich_W]

GTIR said:

I can't seem to delete my FB profile, just suspend it.

I'm not sure you can! It's in the small print. Easiest way is to delete all the pictures, details and friends.

Then start posting porn/inappropriate images on your page. FB will delete it and bar your email so be sure you want to do this

[Famous Graham]

"Over the years, I've come to regard you as..... someone.. I met."

[Lil' Joe]

GTIR said:

I'm not sure you can! It's in the small print. Easiest way is to delete all the pictures, details and friends.

Eh?
Is that right? Bar stewards...

[GTIR]

Lil' Joe said:

GTIR said:

I'm not sure you can! It's in the small print. Easiest way is to delete all the pictures, details and friends.

Eh?
Is that right? Bar stewards...

Oi!

I never said that, sort your quotes out young man!

[DickyC]

Mourners please note, although sombrero is only two letters away from sombre it is completely different in tone.

I read that on here the other evening. It's a Viz quote.



I may not have got it quite right

[paddyhasneeds]

I can't believe people would give these folks their login details frankly.