N I't?

[NORFE]

I like to keep up with the younger generation...so I thought hang on maybe if i start to talk the talk and speak like is i'm younger i is guna get respec from me social homeboys

was the feeling from ya all respec

[Fetchez la vache]

Yo blud!


That should do it, old chap. Toodle pip

[Road Pest]

fk you

[wiffmaster]

Oh my dayyyys. You dizzy blud? Pussyole! Yo, just coz yo bh is bein pressed by next mans in Essex or wherever man, gettin all wet wi dem beavers and ting. tsssssh. Blessed blud.

[Skylinecrazy]

Being 18 myself, I can conclude that none of what you are saying makes sense.


HTH.

[olimeads]

wiffmaster said:

Oh my dayyyys. You dizzy blud? Pussyole! Yo, just coz yo bh is bein pressed by next mans in Essex or wherever man, gettin all wet wi dem beavers and ting. tsssssh. Blessed blud.

dizzee rascals new lyrics IIRC

[wiffmaster]

Skylinecrazy said:

Being 18 myself, I can conclude that none of what you are saying makes sense.


HTH.

You need to educate yourself, blud. Go and watch Kidulthood. Then re-watch it with subtitles and your browser pointed at Urban Dictionary. Slowly by surely, this unintelligible diatribe will be revealed in all its glory. Blessed.

olimeads said:

dizzee rascals new lyrics IIRC

An amalgamation of Dizzy and Kidulthood. I think.

[TotalControl]

Skylinecrazy said:

Being 18 myself, I can conclude that none of what you are saying makes sense.


HTH.

Yes, but you're not 'special'.

[mybrainhurts]

NORFE said:

Some bks

Don't let this worry you. When I take over, anyone who babbles like this will be dumped on a rock in the South Atlantic, along with the environmentalists, Cliff Richard and the bloke who invented tennis...

[stormrider2]

Skylinecrazy said:

Being 18 myself, I can conclude that none of what you are saying makes sense.


HTH.

+1

kidulthood is not real life.

[The Riddler]

This is how a 'real' chav talks/whatevers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEnK145M9-A

This is what i hear whenever one speaks to me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2JQzDPPj8

[stormrider2]

The Riddler said:

This is how a 'real' chav talks/whatevers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEnK145M9-A

This is what i hear whenever one speaks to me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2JQzDPPj8

"05 06 clio v6 twin turbo"? wtf.

they're just the scourge of the planet. i can honestly say ive never yet heard anyone talk like that in my life. chavs from about here just seem to say fk every three seconds.

[The Riddler]

stormrider2 said:

"05 06 clio v6 twin turbo"? wtf.

they're just the scourge of the planet. i can honestly say ive never yet heard anyone talk like that in my life. chavs from about here just seem to say fk every three seconds.

Yeah, they really are at the bottom of the pile. The closest i've been to someone like that is probably the kids who tried mugging me, obviously i didnt have time to discuss the finer points of modified french super hot-hatches though.

The 'common' or 'garden' chav around here tends to say innit, and obviously swear alot. Some (white) youths even have black or rasta mannerisms and accents too.

[Menguin]

stormrider2 said:

Skylinecrazy said:

Being 18 myself, I can conclude that none of what you are saying makes sense.


HTH.

+1

kidulthood is not real life.

4u, mayb. Tri living in Croydon.

Thugz 4 life.

Postcode? CR0

What should I name my bar, you know, to really sum up the area?

CR0BAR

[andy400]

[andy_s]

This st happen again, you off the money. You ain't even gonna be servin'. You be out down the bottom end of Stockton sucking a forty and yelling five-oh.

[omgus]

andy400 said:

Local chavs to me have adopted a london gangsta communication style, "innit bra' i'iiiz givin ya big respc for dat sheet!

Shut up you jumped up little s! you might stab me you little st for brains but i will come back and de-bag you in front of your "posse" so they can all see what a pathetically small penis you have.

[AJS-]

No it in't not. You'll just sound like a pillock.

[james_tigerwoods]

The word "sick" - Some 12 year old chav said to me that "your car looks well sick mate" - I replied, in my best black middle class accent "Why, thank you, I'm rather happy with it too".

In my day, if I said to someone that their car looked sick, there was the possibility that I'd actually been sick on it... That actually happened once - only once - it was a mate of my sisters - he was not amused

[Mazda Baiter]

andy400 said:

That is brilliant.