Do You Get On With Your Neighbours?
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It's a mixed bag for me on one side there is a family who over the past 4 years gave become great friends.
On the other side we have a woman called Jan who can only be described as a Russian Olympic weight lifter, I think she heard me once calling her Jan the Ram Man.
She now hates me with a passion, she has been known to threaten me with a "punishment" when I sat in my car one Sunday morning because she was trying to sleep.
She has called the police on me when we had our friends round, these are just a couple of incidents.
Tonight she was getting out of her car (I'm sure she was wearing a weight lifting belt with CCCP embossed in it), and gave me a stare which looked like she was going to wrap her bench pressing bar around my head!
I'm scared.
On the other side we have a woman called Jan who can only be described as a Russian Olympic weight lifter, I think she heard me once calling her Jan the Ram Man.
She now hates me with a passion, she has been known to threaten me with a "punishment" when I sat in my car one Sunday morning because she was trying to sleep.
She has called the police on me when we had our friends round, these are just a couple of incidents.
Tonight she was getting out of her car (I'm sure she was wearing a weight lifting belt with CCCP embossed in it), and gave me a stare which looked like she was going to wrap her bench pressing bar around my head!
I'm scared.
Edited by Urban Sports on Friday 29th January 18:17
h...Can't fault my neighbours they take it in turns to cut my lawn while i'm away
I always repay them with a barbecue and several cases of Wine in the summer ....mind you they are French !!
no problem with our Russian Neighbours .........the dogs eaten them !!
I always repay them with a barbecue and several cases of Wine in the summer ....mind you they are French !!
no problem with our Russian Neighbours .........the dogs eaten them !!
Edited by DBSV8 on Friday 29th January 18:20
Never used to, one side was mutton, the other side was a drunk and druggie who party's till 4 am. Now, i have moved and one side are retired and spend a large amount of time in cyprus, the other side are like church mice, never hear them, hardly ever see them and when we do they are great.
Urban Sports said:
It's a mixed bag for me on one side there is a family who over the past 4 years gave become great friends.
On the other side we have a woman called Jan who can only be described as a Russian Olympic weight lifter, I think she heard me once calling her Jan the Ram Man.
She now hates me with a passion, she has been known to threaten me with a "punishment" when I sat in my car one Sunday morning because she was trying to sleep.
She has called the police on me when we had our friends round, these are just a couple of incidents.
Tonight she was getting out of her car (I'm sure she was wearing a weight lifting belt with CCCP embossed in it), and gave me a stare which looked like she was going to wrap her bench pressing bar around my head!
I'm scared.
So you call someone a name and then moan when it is returned?!On the other side we have a woman called Jan who can only be described as a Russian Olympic weight lifter, I think she heard me once calling her Jan the Ram Man.
She now hates me with a passion, she has been known to threaten me with a "punishment" when I sat in my car one Sunday morning because she was trying to sleep.
She has called the police on me when we had our friends round, these are just a couple of incidents.
Tonight she was getting out of her car (I'm sure she was wearing a weight lifting belt with CCCP embossed in it), and gave me a stare which looked like she was going to wrap her bench pressing bar around my head!
I'm scared.
Edited by Urban Sports on Friday 29th January 18:17
Faggot
Urban Sports said:
Tonight she was getting out of her car (I'm sure she was wearing a weight lifting belt with CCCP embossed in it), and gave me a stare which looked like she was going to wrap her bench pressing bar around my head!
I'm scared.
First time I've ever laughed out loud reading something on here, haha.I'm scared.
Edited by Urban Sports on Friday 29th January 18:17
my neighbours are alright, one side is a relatively quiet family, with two fit daughters about my age 
other side are pretty nice folk, always say hi etc, seem to be quite into their cars, had an astra VXR from release (now gone), daughter had a mini, now a bmw 1series. the son although moved out had 2 saxo vtrs, fiesta zetec S, clio 172 cup, bmw 3series coupe and now a mondeo st220 for his family.
guy across the road is a definete petrol head, snap on salesman, has a mk1 golf cab in his garage which he's restoring, had numerous bikes etc. hes a bit of a knob though, sometimes talks and sometimes just blanks you. also ran into the back of my ex's 106 as she was leaving the house as he was trying to get away before she did, wasnt even his car.
apart from that its all good.
other side are pretty nice folk, always say hi etc, seem to be quite into their cars, had an astra VXR from release (now gone), daughter had a mini, now a bmw 1series. the son although moved out had 2 saxo vtrs, fiesta zetec S, clio 172 cup, bmw 3series coupe and now a mondeo st220 for his family.
guy across the road is a definete petrol head, snap on salesman, has a mk1 golf cab in his garage which he's restoring, had numerous bikes etc. hes a bit of a knob though, sometimes talks and sometimes just blanks you. also ran into the back of my ex's 106 as she was leaving the house as he was trying to get away before she did, wasnt even his car.
apart from that its all good.
The one two houses down is a nice enough type. Drives a BMW Z4 and has a Ducati in the garage. Definite Petrolhead.
Further down the street is the family that we get along with best. Excellent halloween parties and their son plays with our two kids virtually every day after school. He owns the local (golf) driving range and as I don't golf, we invariably discuss wine or beer as it is a shared interest.
We have two Indian families a short way down the street that are very good neighbors. Nice to be around and also appreciate a good beer. One of them spent some time in Russia on business (banking) and has some interesting stories.
No neighbors to the immediate right of us. The bad news is, the people to the left. She is mental and he never seems to be around (one sympathizes).
Further down the street is the family that we get along with best. Excellent halloween parties and their son plays with our two kids virtually every day after school. He owns the local (golf) driving range and as I don't golf, we invariably discuss wine or beer as it is a shared interest.
We have two Indian families a short way down the street that are very good neighbors. Nice to be around and also appreciate a good beer. One of them spent some time in Russia on business (banking) and has some interesting stories.
No neighbors to the immediate right of us. The bad news is, the people to the left. She is mental and he never seems to be around (one sympathizes).
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