What Does Your (Real) Name Mean In Urban Dictionary?

[Urban Sports]

a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush

[Funk]

"Name of Scottish ancestry with a rough translation to "White Hawk". Sometimes also translated as "White Knight", "Wild White Hawk", or "Wild White Knight".

[Elskeggso]

Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex

WIN

[NiceCupOfTea]

"A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis"

[skip_1]

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.

or

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.

or of course:

A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools

[Urban Sports]

skip_1 said:

or of course:

A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools

[paulm3]

usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.

made me lol

[LukeBird]

Nothing!

[Tomlev40]

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8.
Hmm

[Timsta]

vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong

I can live with that.

[Timsta]

Tomlev40 said:

abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8.

large? I'd have thought that was below average actually.

[TubbyTommy]

man who is trying to create evil minions by brainwashing they via myspace. Why exactly he needs millions of minions I havn't exactly figured out. If you have a myspace delete tom before its too late!

[Penny-lope]

I have 26 definitions

Just a few...

'A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined'

'The name of the most beautiful girl in the whole world, who also has the best personality and sense of humor that anyone could imagine. Sometimes referred to as a "dream girl". Perfect marriage material'

'the most adorable, retardedly funny, easy and fun to talk to person to walk the earth'

'a infertile girl who likes cock in and around her mouth every day and night she likes to keep the pimp hand strong and keep her boys on a leash makes war not love'

[Chris_w666]

This is the best definition (I think)

is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

[B3Svert]

Man of great size and power. Usually has his way with any woman he wants.

I've even let my name down

[V8mate]

The lady-killer you want to hate but can't 'cause he's a great guy.

[Otter Smacker]

A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.

[W00DY]

A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.

Very accurate. Scarily so in fact.

[Marian]

A Sexy Beast.

'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique.
Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

Ho hum.

[standfree93]

Andrew:
"Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser"