I think my neighbour's dead.

[dibbers006]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 29 November 2024 at 08:54

[4hero]

Get her to the hospital man, her waters have broken!

[4hero]

Can't see a title either.

As for your neighbour, have you tried knocking to see if anyone is in?

[GuinnessMK]

Have you tried knocking on the door?

Is your neighbour likely to have died? Is she 20 or 90?

[Nickyboy]

It will be the overflow for the toilet cistern, my valve got stuck and the water poured out the overflow. THey're probably still asleep.

[Martin Keene]

Go and find the stop cock in the street as a starter for ten.

[911motorsport]

They've left the bath taps running. Street, stop cock NOW!

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 7th February 09:29

[V8mate]

dibbers006 said:

Nickyboy said:

It will be the overflow for the toilet cistern, my valve got stuck and the water poured out the overflow. THey're probably still asleep.

No one is in. Thinking about it that valve toilet thing happens to us once. It didn't flow water to this extent though.

Is being dead the same as not being in?

Discuss.

[mickk]

Get an extension ladder and pop a cork in the overflow pipe, when it runs out of the letterbox call a plumber.

If she is dead i apologise.

[Mag1calTrev0r]

I'm intrigued

[Mr Trophy]

dibbers006 said:

Disaster averted. One of my other neighbours stop cocked her (snigger) and it turns out she was in afterall but a 'late night' sleep.

Not sure what it actually was but toilet seems likely.

How can I ever recover my day after such an exciting morning

By buying me a pint for wasting 30 seconds of my life

Edited by Mr Trophy on Sunday 7th February 10:22

[OliverTwist]

And me a Sunday roast dinner

I was going to say go steal his/her milk but no point now.

[Babu 01]

V8mate said:

Is being dead the same as not being in?

Discuss.

Possibly.

[The Hypno-Toad]

I had this with my neighbours once, water gushing out of the overflow. As it was the early evening tried knocking on the door to tell them but they wouldn't answer. Was later told by embarassed female neighbour that they were having sex in the bath.........

[Le Mans Visitor]

I find it amazing you have told us before actually trying to tell your neighbour.

[rocksteadyeddie]

Le Mans Visitor said:

I find it amazing you have told us before actually trying to tell your neighbour.

Why? It's the correct thing to do. As told in the Highway Code - or something....

[LukeBird]

How disappointing... I was sure this was going to be donkey punch-related...

[Nickyboy]

[NoNeed]

Have you tried kicking her backdoors in?

[GuinnessMK]

The Hypno-Toad said:

I had this with my neighbours once, water gushing out of the overflow. As it was the early evening tried knocking on the door to tell them but they wouldn't answer. Was later told by embarassed female neighbour that they were having sex in the bath.........

Priceless.