Valentine's Day, Love Matters

[4hero]

I did ask in website feedback and nobody said I can't post this. Clicky image for high resolution version, then print borderless on A4 card (or paper if you are a real cheapskate )



Thinking about it, nobody said I can post it

[standfree93]

Hmm, that's pretty cool!
Got no one to give it to though.

[Penny-lope]

standfree93 said:

Hmm, that's pretty cool!
Got no one to give it to though.

You could always print it off for future years

[standfree93]

Penny-lope said:

standfree93 said:

Hmm, that's pretty cool!
Got no one to give it to though.

You could always print it off for future years

[DAVEVO9]

Just bought the mrs a new bag and a new belt..































Washing machine and hoover should work fine now..

[Mattt]

I'm looking forward to the big day, as I've proposed to my mate's girlfriend (on his behalf).

Lovely card and message. He will be delighted.

[soad]

Ooh, i like that!

[Steamer]

Mattt said:

I'm looking forward to the big day, as I've proposed to my mate's girlfriend (on his behalf).

Lovely card and message. He will be delighted.

Am I right in guessing he is non the wiser of this?

...am I also right in guessing you could well be missing vital parts of your reproductive system in a few days?!

[Mattt]

No-one knows, except my girlfriend - who was also none too impressed.

[JonRB]

Apart from the danger of Haymarket coming down on you like a tonne of bricks for trademark infringement, I think it's great.

[Matt Evans]

This one's a personal favourite:

[JonRB]

anonymous said:

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Edit: Also, how true is this?

Edited by JonRB on Thursday 11th February 13:14

[Silent1]

Can i send myself one?



Or perhaps the OH would appreciate it if i staple it to my moobs?

[4hero]

JonRB said:

Apart from the danger of Haymarket coming down on you like a tonne of bricks for trademark infringement, I think it's great.

I did ask before posting it!

[michaeljclark]

Top Stuff

It's printed out and ready to go!

[Andy Zarse]

I'm guaranteed to shag my GF up the OXO on saturday. She's dyslexic and she thinks it's St Vaseline's Day.

[iggletiggle]

Andy Zarse said:

I'm guaranteed to shag my GF up the OXO on saturday. She's dyslexic and she thinks it's St Vaseline's Day.

can i join in

[williamp]

My wife wants a fur coat for vaneltines day...




...so I've bought her a Donkey jacket



This joke Copywrite Frank Carson 1976

[Cock Womble]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I've got a big knife,
Get in the van.

[Justayellowbadge]

Cock Womble said:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I've got a big knife,
Get in the van.

It may just be possible that there is still a thread that that hasn't been posted on, somewhere on the internet. But it is growing ever increasingly unlikely.