Worst excuse ever for playing away ?
Worst excuse ever for playing away ?
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anonymous-user

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75 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

248 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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He is a first class plank that boy.

Matt_N

8,978 posts

223 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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What a twonk!

Does he actually think people will believe that horsest?

Jasandjules

71,763 posts

250 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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I've heard better excuses in court, put it that away.

But then, I have heard worse....... Ever managed to have a mate place a 12" knife, and 3kg worth of cannibis and 150 ecstacy tablets about your person without you noticing?

M-J-B

15,357 posts

271 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Little Britain and a Conservative MP at the gates explaining how a he tripped and ended up face down with a #### up his arse spring to mind here hehe

You couldn't make it up (although Mr Dumbst has obviously tried to!)

davido140

9,614 posts

247 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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I can think of only one reason why he would play away from such a stunning woman..

and it's a tough one to get your head around...

Cheryl Cole is no good in bed.

yikes

Edited by davido140 on Friday 12th February 08:53

WorAl

10,877 posts

209 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Why the hell would he? I mean really, now she is a dog compared to his wife.


Oops, here is a modified pic, that one revealed a bit too much hehe



Edited by WorAl on Friday 12th February 09:10

Matt_N

8,978 posts

223 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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If for one minute, you actually believe his story is true, why would he take pictures of himself naked on a PAYG phone that he was planning on getting rid of anyway?

The guy is a muppet.

GregE240

10,857 posts

288 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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WorAl said:
Why the hell would he? I mean really, now she is a dog compared to his wife.


Oops, here is a modified pic, that one revealed a bit too much hehe



Edited by WorAl on Friday 12th February 09:10
She'll catch her death of cold in that.

louiebaby

10,796 posts

212 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Has Cheryl Cole got a book coming out in the next couple of weeks???

WorAl

10,877 posts

209 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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JDMFanYo said:
Didn't know this

Sun said:
Sending indecent images over an electronic network is an offence under the 2003 Communications Act - punishable by up to six months' jail or a fine of £5,000.
Edited by JDMFanYo on Friday 12th February 09:13
But, who says they are indecent? thats the thing. if the person you're sending them to doesn't think they are indecent, then surely no harm done?

Soovy

35,829 posts

292 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12504...

The World's Greatest Newspaper said:
Last night, the footballer - who is married to X Factor judge Cheryl Cole - admitted taking the naked pictures of himself while staying in the England squad's hotel.

But Cole, currently injured with a broken ankle that could jeopardise his World Cup hopes, denied he had sent them to the topless model (pictured)





He said he had been joking around and had [b]forgotten to delete the images before giving the unregistered pay-asyougo phone to a friend because there was still credit on it.
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Cole, 29, told The Sun: 'I can't believe I gave a phone away that still had stuff in its memory. I thought I'd deleted it.'

He said someone must have used it to pretend to be him - and attempted to play down the incident, saying he would laugh if his foot didn't hurt so much.


rofl

WorAl

10,877 posts

209 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Soovy said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12504...

The World's Greatest Newspaper said:
Last night, the footballer - who is married to X Factor judge Cheryl Cole - admitted taking the naked pictures of himself while staying in the England squad's hotel.

But Cole, currently injured with a broken ankle that could jeopardise his World Cup hopes, denied he had sent them to the topless model (pictured)





He said he had been joking around and had [b]forgotten to delete the images before giving the unregistered pay-asyougo phone to a friend because there was still credit on it.
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Cole, 29, told The Sun: 'I can't believe I gave a phone away that still had stuff in its memory. I thought I'd deleted it.'

He said someone must have used it to pretend to be him - and attempted to play down the incident, saying he would laugh if his foot didn't hurt so much.


rofl
Re-Post.....oh.....eh? scratchchinhehe

Soovy

35,829 posts

292 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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WorAl said:
Soovy said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12504...

The World's Greatest Newspaper said:
Last night, the footballer - who is married to X Factor judge Cheryl Cole - admitted taking the naked pictures of himself while staying in the England squad's hotel.

But Cole, currently injured with a broken ankle that could jeopardise his World Cup hopes, denied he had sent them to the topless model (pictured)





He said he had been joking around and had forgotten to delete the images before giving the unregistered pay-asyougo phone to a friend because there was still credit on it.

Cole, 29, told The Sun: 'I can't believe I gave a phone away that still had stuff in its memory. I thought I'd deleted it.'

He said someone must have used it to pretend to be him - and attempted to play down the incident, saying he would laugh if his foot didn't hurt so much.


rofl
Re-Post.....oh.....eh? scratchchinhehe
I was late into the office before me. Tonker got to the Daily Mail before I did.



Edited by Soovy on Friday 12th February 09:29

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

263 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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JDMFanYo said:
Didn't know this

Sun said:
Sending indecent images over an electronic network is an offence under the 2003 Communications Act - punishable by up to six months' jail or a fine of £5,000.
Sun also said:
Click here to get today's topless page 3 picture sent to your mobile.
Rain, wedding day...

Soovy

35,829 posts

292 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
JDMFanYo said:
Didn't know this

Sun said:
Sending indecent images over an electronic network is an offence under the 2003 Communications Act - punishable by up to six months' jail or a fine of £5,000.
Sun also said:
Click here to get today's topless page 3 picture sent to your mobile.
Rain, wedding day...
JAYB in "on fire" SHOCKAH!

M-J-B

15,357 posts

271 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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WorAl said:
Why the hell would he? I mean really, now she is a dog compared to his wife.


Oops, here is a modified pic, that one revealed a bit too much hehe



Edited by WorAl on Friday 12th February 09:10
I think you missed a bit whistle


ali_kat

32,130 posts

242 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Easy enough to prove I would guess.

Where was he on the date he pictures were sent? Does the room match the pictures?

But utter, utter plank!

Soovy

35,829 posts

292 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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She's dirtier than a pub toilet!


Not you Ali



Edited by Soovy on Friday 12th February 09:37

ali_kat

32,130 posts

242 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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I'm pleased you edited that wink