I'm famous!

[Schmeeky]

I've had a letter published in the Daily Telegraph!

The Daily Telegraph said:

The Mirror Man

An Indian man has been told by doctors that all his internal organs are back-to-front.
Doctors believe that Ashok Shivnani, 64, could be the only man in the world whose internal organs are in the mirror-opposite position of where they should be.

In my letter I said:

The Mirror Men

SIR - Ashok Shivnani's doctors (report, February 10) are mistaken if they think he is the only man in the world whose internal organs are in the mirror-image position of where they should be.
It was discovered that I had this condition - Situs Viscerum Inversus - when, as a young boy, I went to hospital for a chest X-ray. I was mortified afterwards to be given a telling-off by the doctor for messing about in the X-ray room; the medical staff all thought I'd turned round as soon as they moved away.

I've never had anything published before, let alone in a national newspaper! I'm really chuffed, as the Telegraph apparently gets hundreds of letters everyday.

And yes, I have bought a lottery ticket for tonight's draw!

[Justayellowbadge]

On the downside, you're a medical freak with a vastly reduced life expectancy.

Still, the Telegraph. Cool.

[ProfessorPeach]

Gosh I've never heard of this.

Does this mean that your winkie is on your bum?

Like a tail?

[Luke.]

Old Shivani at 64 isnt doing too badly on the other hand.

[anonymous-user]

Does it cause you any problems, day to day?

[Curry Burns]

Do you have to eat the South Park way?

[Emsman]

I had 10 pints of Guinness and a curry last week, and I tell you, it turned me inside out.

Stangely, none of the papers wanted to know

[pano amo]

Schmeeky said:

I've had a letter published in the Daily Telegraph!




SIR - Ashok Shivnani's doctors (report, February 10) are mistaken if they think he is the only man in the world whose internal organs are in the mirror-image position of where they should be.
It was discovered that I had this condition

You just couldn't let the old codger have is moment of fame, could you?!

[5pen]

Are you sure they didn't simply look at the results of x-ray back-to-front?

[parakitaMol.]

ProfessorPeach said:

Gosh I've never heard of this.

Does this mean that your winkie is on your bum?

Like a tail?

[GTIR]

So if you ever have a heart attack (not wishing it on you) and the paramedics/doctor can't find your heart what then? "He's dead, no heart beat"

Also, do any women, when you tell them about your condition, say "Thats no different to all men, brains in their pants?"

[CedGTV]

Aghhhhhhh !!

I've got that "Hear comes the mirror man" - Human League running around my head now !

[Spiritual_Beggar]

parakitaMol. said:

ProfessorPeach said:

Gosh I've never heard of this.

Does this mean that your winkie is on your bum?

Like a tail?

[ProfessorPeach]

Are you left handed?

Is your nose upside down?


This is so interesting!

You seem like a freak to me.


I mean in a good way.




But really, a bad way.

With your upside down nose and penistail.


Regards

Simon

[mel]

Didn't your mum ever tell you off for table manners when you were stuffing food up your arse?

[Cock Womble]

GTIR said:

"He's dead, no heart beat"

It's still in his chest FFS, not his foot.

I'm sure they'd be able to find a heartbeat.

[Smiler.]

ProfessorPeach said:

Gosh I've never heard of this.

Does this mean that your winkie is on your bum?

Like a tail?

Poor lad must have been flummoxed with:

Milk, Milk, Lemonade......??

[tonyvid]

parakitaMol. said:

ProfessorPeach said:

Gosh I've never heard of this.

Does this mean that your winkie is on your bum?

Like a tail?

That was my first thought!





pkM - that's your smilie quota for this year blown.

[tribbles]

I thought that left/right reversal had been seen quite a few times, but back to front would be very infrequent.

[ProfessorPeach]

Schmeeky what are you hiding behind that motorcycle in your profile pic.


Is it an actual real frontbum?


A manfrontbum?