Stopped by the Security Guard in Sainsbury's!!!
Stopped by the Security Guard in Sainsbury's!!!
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celticpilgrim

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1,965 posts

263 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Ok, so tonight, I nipped into my local Sainsburgs to pick up a few bits & pieces, including a Valentine's card, box o'Chocs and Marley & Me for Mrs Pilgrim (yup, last of the great romantics, me!!)and the ingredients for a slow cook beef madras, which I plan on doing tomorrow night.

With me so far? Good...

Get to the checkout, put all the stuf through, comes to about £20 - I even brought my own 'bag for life' to put it all in. Pay for said goods, exchange pleasantries with the lady on the till, then proceed to exit the shop.

At this point I heard the alarm that goes off if somebody tries to sneak a CD out the door, so pays little attention to it, only to the the security guard lumbering in my direction..

SG: Excuse me Sir....
Me: Hi, can I help?
SG: You haven't bought any MEAT this evening have you?
Me: (rather surprised) a matter of fact, I have
SG: Can I see your receipt?
Me: No problem - (it was only a £2.50 packet of basics stewing steak - you know, the stuff Jamie has been peddling on the tv)then shows him the receipt, showing alles ist firmly in ordnung!!!
SG: Hmm, ok (in that voice they do when they get pissed off 'cos I HAVEN'T stolen anything)
Me: You can go through the bag if you want - I've bought a DVD as well you know...
SG: No, that's OK...

Now, i don't have a problem with the poor old SG, after all, he was just doing his job. What appalled me is that Sainsbury's seem to be needing to electronically tag even Basic range meat!!!

I was giggling as I told the OH about this, but actually, I find it rather sad...

Cotty

41,620 posts

304 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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celticpilgrim said:
showing alles ist firmly in ordnung!!!
Sorry you lost me there

Fartgalen

6,805 posts

227 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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1/10

chopper602

2,311 posts

243 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Yeah, big joints of meat are now high on the shoplifting list nowadays . . .

AngryApples

5,449 posts

285 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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hatstand

gti tim

1,633 posts

221 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Meat is one of the most commonly stolen items - moreso than CDs, DVDs etc. It is easy to sell on, and has reaonable face value - think how small a £4 pack of bacon or a £8 beef joint is. As a PC i deal with more thefts of meat ( and cheese for some reason) than i do DVDs or CDs)

Cotty

41,620 posts

304 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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celticpilgrim said:
SG: You haven't bought any MEAT this evening have you?
Me: (rather surprised) a matter of fact, I have.
I don't know why you were surprised, they security code items that are likely to be stolen, like expensive joints of meat.

CharlieTwo

740 posts

229 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Probably an item with a high loss rate. From experience (as BiB) heroin addicts tend to shoplift red meat. Also a staple for our eastern european shoplifters.

moleamol

15,887 posts

283 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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celticpilgrim said:
Now, i don't have a problem with the poor old SG, after all, he was just doing his job. What appalled me is that Sainsbury's seem to be needing to electronically tag even Basic range meat!!!
I doubt they tag the Basic range as people don't even steal it. I suspect he might have thought you'd robbed some real meat.

erdnase

1,963 posts

221 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Happened to me a few times - I tend to buy electronic type stuff (PS3 games, computer accessories, etc), and take them through the self-scan checkouts. That means there's no checkout assistant to remove any tags that might be on them. If the tags are visible, I'll mention to someone to remove them.. but a lot of the time I'm walking out the door, expecting the alarm to go off.

The old chap that's part "greeter" and part security guard is always so polite and cheery. It's almost a pleasure to be suspected of shoplifting! Bit of banter, quick check of the receipt, and he'll go off and get any tags removed for me.

Morningside

24,143 posts

249 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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I notice in some shops they have tags on the drink bottles.

gti tim

1,633 posts

221 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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CharlieTwo said:
Probably an item with a high loss rate. From experience (as BiB) heroin addicts tend to shoplift red meat. Also a staple for our eastern european shoplifters.
Our Eastern Europeans prefer named spirits - Smirnoff, Jim bean, Jack Daniels. And salami and cheese. Always some cheese for some reason. Usually a bloody great lump of basics red cheese.

Lost soul

8,712 posts

202 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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gti tim said:
Meat is one of the most commonly stolen items - moreso than CDs, DVDs etc. It is easy to sell on, and has reaonable face value - think how small a £4 pack of bacon or a £8 beef joint is. As a PC i deal with more thefts of meat ( and cheese for some reason) than i do DVDs or CDs)
have you seen the price of cheese

mgtony

4,158 posts

210 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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The braisin attitude of some people eh. Shopliffters are rife in that joint, the stores have to be tough on them, the steaks are high.hehe

Gun

13,432 posts

238 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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This is offal news OP.

iggletiggle

1,380 posts

205 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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thats bloody redickularse, i'd have thought it would be quite rare, well done for the post OP.


sorry .. in lame joke mode tonight

Jasandjules

71,598 posts

249 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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If you have a beef with the store, just let them know...

I am surprised that meat is easy to steal/hide, how the hell do you hide a lump of meat?

spanna123

3,736 posts

196 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Cotty said:
celticpilgrim said:
showing alles ist firmly in ordnung!!!
Sorry you lost me there
'Showing all is firmly in order'
es ist in Deutsch..almost

schmalex

13,616 posts

226 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Jasandjules said:
how the hell do you hide a lump of meat?
Did you miss those Biology lessons??

ScottishSamurai

8,138 posts

196 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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ajstephe said:
schmalex said:
Jasandjules said:
how the hell do you hide a lump of meat?
Did you miss those Biology lessons??
biglaugh
rofl