How can any man be so stupid?!!

[elster]

I have just been for dinner round at a friends house.

She was telling me how she had a date last night, this was date number 4.

So she cooked and they stayed in, it had already been agreed that he could stay over.

It comes to bedtime and a bit merry, they then head upstairs.

Now any self respecting male knows, a stay over date means you are getting some.

However he thought he was staying in the spare room, so off he trots to bed. I despair!


I know some of you maybe thinking maybe he wasn't into her, but he has arranged date number 5 for next week.

How could any male who is invited to stay over at a girls house on date number 4, the night before Valentines then go stay in the spare room?!!!

I have had an evenings entertainment at her expense. Ha Ha.

If this was one of my friends I would now be ripping into him for all eternity!!

I am just wondering if he is one of the PH community, as he certainly sounds like a few members.

[Animal]

Is he y'know...religious? Or very stylish? Or Okgo?

[Cock Womble]

Perhaps he just has a healthy level of respect for the lady.

Or his name is EwanS.

[MrMoonyMan]

May I be the first to suggest it was in fact our very own 'jamesc_1729' ?

Edit - Damn it. Didn't mean him. Sorry.

Meant another one..maybe okgo..

Edited by MrMoonyMan on Sunday 14th February 22:52

[grumbledoak]

Odd stuff. All the signs seem pretty clear.

Is she 20st+ and he a poor cook?

[standfree93]

Maybe he just wasn't sure what she was up to, if it was only their first date...

Or carrying on the tradition...CVM?

[chim]

Ewans and OKgo are now forever labeled the "losers in love". As soon as you said "some other members" it was these two that immediately sprang to mind and I was obviously noy alone.

Ewans and Okgo, you need do some serious screwing around to redeem some kind of reputation, may I suggest some pictures as well.

[Cock Womble]

standfree93 said:

if it was only their first date...

Erm, I seem to recall, from the OP, that this was their fourth date.

[Penny-lope]

Well surely if she wanted a bit of action, she would have been giving hints all night? Or even started activities off in the living room/kitchen/front door?

Or are they both really young?

[standfree93]

Cock Womble said:

standfree93 said:

if it was only their first date...

Erm, I seem to recall, from the OP, that this was their fourth date.

No, I meant the other person, not the person who's fourth date it was.

I'm confusing myself, I'll just stay out of it.

[elster]

Penny-lope said:

Well surely if she wanted a bit of action, she would have been giving hints all night? Or even started activities off in the living room/kitchen/front door?

Or are they both really young?

Both late 20s. Once had a drink I wouldn't say subtle is in her vocabulary. I have just come to the conclusion he is a bit simple.

If someone asks you "Do you want to go to bed" after a bit of a kiss, you will be thinking I'm getting some.

No she is not 20st, quite tidy.

[Penny-lope]

elster said:

Penny-lope said:

Well surely if she wanted a bit of action, she would have been giving hints all night? Or even started activities off in the living room/kitchen/front door?

Or are they both really young?

Both late 20s. Once had a drink I wouldn't say subtle is in her vocabulary. I have just come to the conclusion he is a bit simple.

If someone asks you "Do you want to go to bed" after a bit of a kiss, you will be thinking I'm getting some.

No she is not 20st, quite tidy.

Maybe he's still a virgin?

[lost in espace]

Awaiting clinic results perhaps?

[SkinnyBoy]

He's a mincer in denial case closed.

[Cooky]

elster,
so how come you didn't bang her?

[Penny-lope]

lost in espace said:

Awaiting clinic results perhaps?

Oh now never thought of that

[Cock Womble]

lost in espace said:

Awaiting clinic results perhaps?

They can test for the ghey these days?

[elster]

Cooky said:

elster,
so how come you didn't bang her?

That would be like banging my sister.

Also I would lose my health supply of nurses she sets me up with.

[Cooky]

elster said:

Cooky said:

elster,
so how come you didn't bang her?

That would be like banging my sister.

Also I would lose my health supply of nurses she sets me up with.

Ahh! Ladder Theory...nuff said

[Teppic]

elster said:

No she is not 20st, quite tidy.

So, in true PH tradition...