What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

[Ginger goblin]

I can remember when I was a nipper going into a garden centre toilet, spying some chewed and discarded chewing gum in one of the urinals and scooping it out, thoroughly washing it and popping it in my gob. Classy.

[Simpo Two]

Once played with some plasticene I found in a sandpit - only it wasn't plasticene...

[sneijder]

I think you just won your own thread you skank.

[duncancallum]

Kay.

Not good at all

Edited by duncancallum on Thursday 18th February 17:25

[Arese]

Did a poo in the bidet after an all-day session.

[Justayellowbadge]

I fail, utterly, to see why you posted that.

[Cock Womble]

Justayellowbadge said:

I fail, utterly, to see why you posted that.

Bragging rights.

It's a hollow victory.

[Tycho]

I drank the vinegar out of a large pickled beetroot jar for a bet...

[Famous Graham]

Tycho said:

I drank the vinegar out of a large pickled beetroot jar for a bet...

I drank a wineglass full of olive oil thinking it was vinegar for the same reason.

Bleurgh.

[Dibble]

How long a list do you want?

Picked up bits of brain and skull after a tower block suicide.
Collected various limbs/parts of limbs at RTCs.
Put a motorcyclists face in a bucket after he'd peeled his skull on a lamppost.
Squeegeed decomposing bodies into plastic bags.

I'm sure there's more.

[Ginger goblin]

In my defence it was a posh garden centre.

And the chewy still tasted a little bit minty.

[hectic]

F*cking a cushion...

...is that disgusting or just a bit depressing?

[Cock Womble]

Dibble said:

How long a list do you want?

Picked up bits of brain and skull after a tower block suicide.
Collected various limbs/parts of limbs at RTCs.
Put a motorcyclists face in a bucket after he'd peeled his skull on a lamppost.
Squeegeed decomposing bodies into plastic bags.

I'm sure there's more.

I once nipped a bit of mould off a slice of bread and then ate the bread.

[lady topaz]

As kids, my friend and I wandered down what was locally known as 'Lovers Lane' and collected all the strange balloons we found lying around. I proudly showed my mum who went ballistic. God we were clueless, but only about ten years old.

[mickk]

Dibble said:

How long a list do you want?

Picked up bits of brain and skull after a tower block suicide.
Collected various limbs/parts of limbs at RTCs.
Put a motorcyclists face in a bucket after he'd peeled his skull on a lamppost.
Squeegeed decomposing bodies into plastic bags.

I'm sure there's more.

Thats one hell of a hobby you have.

[Dupont666]

hectic said:

F*cking a cushion...

...is that disgusting or just a bit depressing?

Quoted before you run off...

You shall be know as cushion fker!!

[davido140]

Not me (thankfully)

House party, someone did a kebab run, dining table covered in a dozen or so half eaten 'babs.

Some dirty bugger decides to take one, poo in it, and pop it back on the table.

Can you guess what happens next?

The most drunk person there, picks it up, not knowing of it special contents, folds over the pitta bread and takes a massive bite... then another.... and another...

I dont know why the eight or so onlookers and myself said nothing, he didnt find out until a year or two later.

[hectic]

Obviously I am referring to a deviant friend...

[Dibble]

Cock Womble said:

Dibble said:

How long a list do you want?

Picked up bits of brain and skull after a tower block suicide.
Collected various limbs/parts of limbs at RTCs.
Put a motorcyclists face in a bucket after he'd peeled his skull on a lamppost.
Squeegeed decomposing bodies into plastic bags.

I'm sure there's more.

I once nipped a bit of mould off a slice of bread and then ate the bread.

You filthy, filthy bastrad!

[Dibble]

mickk said:

Dibble said:

How long a list do you want?

Picked up bits of brain and skull after a tower block suicide.
Collected various limbs/parts of limbs at RTCs.
Put a motorcyclists face in a bucket after he'd peeled his skull on a lamppost.
Squeegeed decomposing bodies into plastic bags.

I'm sure there's more.

Thats one hell of a hobby you have.

I've been to jobs where some colleagues have refused point blank to do stuff like this, claiming it's not part of the job. They were very rapidly disabused of that notion.