This country really is so screwed..

[Oakey]

Behind our house there's an old builders yard, now an empty plot of land. I've just looked out the back window to see three kids, about 12 years old, pissing about in said yard.

One of them has his mobile phone out and I assume is videoing the other two. No doubt so they can upload their 'exploits' on to Youtube later.

One of them is spraying the others crotch with something (looks like a deoderant can). He then proceeds to light said substance with a lighter. Cue hiliarity. They've don this four or five times.

Exactly how retarded do you have to be to find amusement in setting your cock on fire?

Darwinism in action. I'm praying it all goes horribly out of control and they burst into flames.

[Mr Gearchange]

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

[ewenm]

Kids being stupid - not exactly news is it?

[cs02rm0]

[bigTee]

Did that last time i went camping...

[TTwiggy]

Well, it made the 'Jackass' crew millionaires

[Oakey]

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

[BliarOut]

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

I froze my mate's cock with a CO2 fire extinguisher. He didn't see the funny side as much as I did

[anonymous-user]

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

We used to do it on our arms a lot, it's only the fuel burning off it doesn't actually hurt?

Have you never lit a fart?

[escargot]

BliarOut said:

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

I froze my mate's cock with a CO2 fire extinguisher. He didn't see the funny side as much as I did

Superb. Forever more said mate is known as frostycock.

Kids will be kids. At least they're not sniffing it through a pillow.

[Soovy]

BliarOut said:

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

I froze my mate's cock with a CO2 fire extinguisher. He didn't see the funny side as much as I did

[Matt Evans]

BliarOut said:

I froze my mate's cock with a CO2 fire extinguisher. He didn't see the funny side as much as I did

[Oakey]

BliarOut said:

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

I froze my mate's cock with a CO2 fire extinguisher. He didn't see the funny side as much as I did

I could maybe understand if the other kid was an unsuspecting participant, but he's not, he's letting them do it.

[Mr Gearchange]

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

So which is more foolhardy - singed pubes or painful fiery death? I know which one would remove you from the gene pool quickest

[BliarOut]

Oakey said:

BliarOut said:

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

I froze my mate's cock with a CO2 fire extinguisher. He didn't see the funny side as much as I did

I could maybe understand if the other kid was an unsuspecting participant, but he's not, he's letting them do it.

Oh I was well into my twenties at the time...

[tribbles]

escargot said:

BliarOut said:

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

I froze my mate's cock with a CO2 fire extinguisher. He didn't see the funny side as much as I did

Superb. Forever more said mate is known as frostycock.

Kids will be kids. At least they're not sniffing it through a pillow.

Deodorant, CO2 or the cock?

[ewenm]

tribbles said:

escargot said:

BliarOut said:

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

I froze my mate's cock with a CO2 fire extinguisher. He didn't see the funny side as much as I did

Superb. Forever more said mate is known as frostycock.

Kids will be kids. At least they're not sniffing it through a pillow.

Deodorant, CO2 or the cock?

Yes.

[Neil H]

We used to start fires.

[HereBeMonsters]

To be honest I'm quite glad that in this Health & Safety age they've actually managed to find something dangerous to do.

They'll be on the internet in 15 years time posting in a thread called "Stupid Things You Have Done" saying "when I was 12 I let my mates almost burn my cock off."

[Oakey]

Mr Gearchange said:

Oakey said:

Mr Gearchange said:

What - never been twelve? I bet even Stephen Hawking did st like that - in fact that's probably how he ended up in a chair.

Edited by Mr Gearchange on Friday 19th February 16:54

Me and my mate almost accidentally blew ourselves to kingdom come once, Backdraft style, we never at any point ever thought "Know what will be really funny? Setting fire to my cock"

So which is more foolhardy - singed pubes or painful fiery death? I know which one would remove you from the gene pool quickest

I say 'me and my mate', in reality it was all him, we were in the old Duples Coachworks factory and as I turned my back on him to walk out he threw a fag / match / something on fire into a large pool of liquid that was all over the floor. Yeah, turned out it was highly flammable.