Hmm...So the Missus surfs on PH!
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We were just watching Tiger Woods' therapy session on the telly box when SWMBO announced very matter of factly that Woods was only interested in 'getting balls deep' whilst 'smashing the back doors in' of some slapper.
She then clarified her point that if he wanted to take her 'up the OXO Tower' he was in reality a 'gheyer' and we would all be better rid of his attention-whoring on the press conference.
In her view, he should be 'nuked from orbit' as it 'is the only way to be sure'.
There was me thinking that she was calling Winky 'Winky' just to humour me - but no...she is part of the PH Massive.
Well played, Lady!!
She then clarified her point that if he wanted to take her 'up the OXO Tower' he was in reality a 'gheyer' and we would all be better rid of his attention-whoring on the press conference.
In her view, he should be 'nuked from orbit' as it 'is the only way to be sure'.
There was me thinking that she was calling Winky 'Winky' just to humour me - but no...she is part of the PH Massive.
Well played, Lady!!
Edited by Skywalker on Friday 19th February 18:57
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Don said:
mickk said:
Whats her PH name?
The tradition would be "Mrs Skywalker" but perhaps that's not PH de-riguer these days.I'm glad my Mrs doesn't surf PH.
If you are reading dear it's nothing bad, honestly.
Never hide anything from your wife, she will find out.
Edited by mickk on Friday 19th February 19:14
Skywalker said:
We were just watching Tiger Woods' therapy session on the telly box when SWMBO announced very matter of factly that Woods was only interested in 'getting balls deep' whilst 'smashing the back doors in' of some slapper.
She then clarified her point that if he wanted to take her 'up the OXO Tower' he was in reality a 'gheyer' and we would all be better rid of his attention-whoring on the press conference.
In her view, he should be 'nuked from orbit' as it 'is the only way to be sure'.
There was me thinking that she was calling Winky 'Winky' just to humour me - but no...she is part of the PH Massive.
I, for one, don't believe you.She then clarified her point that if he wanted to take her 'up the OXO Tower' he was in reality a 'gheyer' and we would all be better rid of his attention-whoring on the press conference.
In her view, he should be 'nuked from orbit' as it 'is the only way to be sure'.
There was me thinking that she was calling Winky 'Winky' just to humour me - but no...she is part of the PH Massive.
pc.iow said:
Is her neme aabbaa ?
definately not I've just asked her and she was most offendedshe's northern and speaks her mind...so confronting someone by e-mail she says isn't her style
plus she called him a 'to$$er'
sorry aabbaa if you're reading - I hadn't followed your thread and don't know what it's about!!!
she says she's just a lurker
...not sure I believe her just yet- a few beers may expose the truth
Cock Womble said:
Skywalker said:
a few beers may expose the truth
Sounds like it already has.
On the plus side - she enjoys the banter here, but has stayed away from posting (so she says) for fear of a TTIWWP quip.
(That - and she tries to disown me when I am posting on the plane threads against Eric Mc. Now if only she had Eric's interest in flying machines...)
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