Ever been propositioned by another man?
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After reading the 'accidentally touching another bloke thread' I remembered this.
I was having a day out in London with my g/f and we ended up in the Troccadero(sp?) at Piccadilly Circus. We'd had a few drinks and I needed a slash so I went down to the basement where they have a gents. There were a few people milling about in there and one bloke was an archetypal loud American - sorry for the generalisation but this bloke had the checked trousers and everything. He was washing his hands and talking very loudly about "How you people from London can stand this lousy weather" and most of the other blokes in there were giving him sideways glances and wishing he would shut up, although nobody responded to him directly.
Anyway, he finishes washing his hands and walks straight to the wrong end of the room and starts frantically pulling on the handle of a door that clearly isn't the exit, it's a store cupboard, and he's going "What the hells wrong with this goddamm door!" He eventually realises his mistake and crosses the room and leaves (you thought this would be about him didn't you? Just setting the scene).
So, now most of us still in the room are laughing about this, I'm at one of the urinals and there's another bloke next to me, we're the only two actually doing our business. I turn to him (his face!) and laugh in a conspiratorial 'Didn't that bloke make a fool of himself' type way and he immediately stares at my cock and then goes Look, LOOK!" and motions down. For the life of me I don't know why I did it (yes yes I'm sure others can tell me) but I looked down and he's feckin w*nking right there at the urinal! He starts going "Me and you, me and you" and motioning to the cubicles.
Now I know this stuff goes on, I'm not that naive but it completely shocked me. I just finished up and ran out of the place. When I got back to my other half she said "You're white as a sheet, are you okay".
Frightened the life out of me, probably shouldn't have done but there you are.
I was having a day out in London with my g/f and we ended up in the Troccadero(sp?) at Piccadilly Circus. We'd had a few drinks and I needed a slash so I went down to the basement where they have a gents. There were a few people milling about in there and one bloke was an archetypal loud American - sorry for the generalisation but this bloke had the checked trousers and everything. He was washing his hands and talking very loudly about "How you people from London can stand this lousy weather" and most of the other blokes in there were giving him sideways glances and wishing he would shut up, although nobody responded to him directly.
Anyway, he finishes washing his hands and walks straight to the wrong end of the room and starts frantically pulling on the handle of a door that clearly isn't the exit, it's a store cupboard, and he's going "What the hells wrong with this goddamm door!" He eventually realises his mistake and crosses the room and leaves (you thought this would be about him didn't you? Just setting the scene).
So, now most of us still in the room are laughing about this, I'm at one of the urinals and there's another bloke next to me, we're the only two actually doing our business. I turn to him (his face!) and laugh in a conspiratorial 'Didn't that bloke make a fool of himself' type way and he immediately stares at my cock and then goes Look, LOOK!" and motions down. For the life of me I don't know why I did it (yes yes I'm sure others can tell me) but I looked down and he's feckin w*nking right there at the urinal! He starts going "Me and you, me and you" and motioning to the cubicles.
Now I know this stuff goes on, I'm not that naive but it completely shocked me. I just finished up and ran out of the place. When I got back to my other half she said "You're white as a sheet, are you okay".
Frightened the life out of me, probably shouldn't have done but there you are.
Edited by br d on Sunday 21st February 16:06
Edited by br d on Sunday 21st February 16:07
Been to a few gay night at local nightclubs back in the day, as you got all the fit girls out and none of the 'chav' element.
We were mainiy safe if we politely told any bloke who showed any of us any attention that "you were straight", but some saw it as a challenge and practically begged me to come into the bloke toilets for a blow-job.
As you long as your not homophobic, I can't see why anyone would be that shocked, but I can understand why in the case of the OP!
We were mainiy safe if we politely told any bloke who showed any of us any attention that "you were straight", but some saw it as a challenge and practically begged me to come into the bloke toilets for a blow-job.
As you long as your not homophobic, I can't see why anyone would be that shocked, but I can understand why in the case of the OP!
shakotan said:
Been to a few gay night at local nightclubs back in the day, as you got all the fit girls out and none of the 'chav' element.
We were mainiy safe if we politely told any bloke who showed any of us any attention that "you were straight", but some saw it as a challenge and practically begged me to come into the bloke toilets for a blow-job.
As you long as your not homophobic, I can't see why anyone would be that shocked, but I can understand why in the case of the OP!
I promise you mate, I have no problem with anyone's sexuality, I have some gay friends. I think my shock was because I was totally unprepared for this.We were mainiy safe if we politely told any bloke who showed any of us any attention that "you were straight", but some saw it as a challenge and practically begged me to come into the bloke toilets for a blow-job.
As you long as your not homophobic, I can't see why anyone would be that shocked, but I can understand why in the case of the OP!
We employ a couple of lads who do a regular Cornwall to London run in the truck, they are both straight and one is married with kids and the other is a jack the lad with the women and has a few on the go, Neither are remotely gay.
They both came back off a trip a while ago and the "jack the lad" was busting to tell me something but the big sensible married one was not so keen, just as the story was about to be told he would tell him to shut up or interrupt him and change the subject. I could tell there was some good tale waiting to be told so left it run its natural course knowing that the story would come out in the end if I left it long enough.
Sure enough a few hours later I got told, it transpired that they had stopped at Cartgate Services on the A303 for a bit of food and a rest break and the married one went into the toilet block to have a piss, while in there and stood at the trough another bloke stood next to him and got his cock out and started to wave it round and making encouraging noises about his intentions. Apparently our 21 stone brick s
thouse of a driver got quite scared by this and ran from the toilet and straight back to the truck, white as a sheet and trembling.
He made the mistake of telling his mate who still rips the piss to this day, in fact we all do.
They both came back off a trip a while ago and the "jack the lad" was busting to tell me something but the big sensible married one was not so keen, just as the story was about to be told he would tell him to shut up or interrupt him and change the subject. I could tell there was some good tale waiting to be told so left it run its natural course knowing that the story would come out in the end if I left it long enough.
Sure enough a few hours later I got told, it transpired that they had stopped at Cartgate Services on the A303 for a bit of food and a rest break and the married one went into the toilet block to have a piss, while in there and stood at the trough another bloke stood next to him and got his cock out and started to wave it round and making encouraging noises about his intentions. Apparently our 21 stone brick s
thouse of a driver got quite scared by this and ran from the toilet and straight back to the truck, white as a sheet and trembling.He made the mistake of telling his mate who still rips the piss to this day, in fact we all do.
You made the mistake of turning to another bloke whilst doing your business. I fear I must refer you to the rules of urinal etiquette.
wiffmaster said:
You made the mistake of turning to another bloke whilst doing your business. I fear I must refer you to the rules of urinal etiquette.
They should teach every boy that at ten years old, brilliant!Years ago, I was out with a pal and happened to meet one of his mates who is gay. I was introduced, whereupon this guy asked me if I was gay. "Sorry, no, I'm straight" sez I, and got the reply "Oh that's a pity" in a way that clearly communicated that I would have been in with a chance. I actually felt quite flattered.
Yes.
In france.
When I was about 15.
By a frenchman.
As he didn't speak english and I couldn't speak french he signalled his intentions by grabbing my nads in a rather...well...unambuiguous way.
It was all I could muster to bat his hand away. (queue all the "I'd have smacked him in the mouth" comments).
In his defence he was very apologetic, and I was wandering around a remote canal bank on my own at 1am. (I was on a boatin holiday in case you were wondering why).
Come to think of it, thats actually being sexually assaulted not propositioned isn't it?
Bugger, wheres me compo?
In france.
When I was about 15.
By a frenchman.
As he didn't speak english and I couldn't speak french he signalled his intentions by grabbing my nads in a rather...well...unambuiguous way.
It was all I could muster to bat his hand away. (queue all the "I'd have smacked him in the mouth" comments).
In his defence he was very apologetic, and I was wandering around a remote canal bank on my own at 1am. (I was on a boatin holiday in case you were wondering why).
Come to think of it, thats actually being sexually assaulted not propositioned isn't it?
Bugger, wheres me compo?
Working in the Pub Trade you often get propositioned by both sexes, it's actually quite flattering in a weird way, but when a bloke asks if I'm gay my usual response is "oh yes...I'm a raving Lesbian" they soon get the message and fk off.
One time I was having a piss at the urinals and some bloke was being 'over friendly' with his chatter...I just told him in no uncertain words.."back off princess before I turn medieval on you" He, a bit shocked then said in that cringingly annoying over camp way that some do "Oooooher! and who are you"
"I'm the Landlord" now fk off before I throw your fairy ass out of here"
I think I lost a customer that day
k off.One time I was having a piss at the urinals and some bloke was being 'over friendly' with his chatter...I just told him in no uncertain words.."back off princess before I turn medieval on you" He, a bit shocked then said in that cringingly annoying over camp way that some do "Oooooher! and who are you"
"I'm the Landlord" now f
k off before I throw your fairy ass out of here"I think I lost a customer that day
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