Cracking stories from school

[chunkymonkey71]

Everybody has a cracking story from their time at school and these threads usually make for hilarious reading. Come on people, please share your school stories!

Mine was the time that the hard old witch of a security guard at our local shopping centre who never let the kids in was "discovered" posing on the kiddie rides for readers wives, and the schoolkids photocopied thousands of the pictures and wallpapered the town with them! I think it made the papers...

[Justayellowbadge]

FFS, is it groundhog day?

[chunkymonkey71]

Justayellowbadge said:

FFS, is it groundhog day?

Aye. Work is boring and these threads always make me laugh...!

[philthy]

Pardon ?

[crofty1984]

In our old school Mr S###### fked one of the year tens apparently.
Spent about 4 years in the nick. Still he's out now.

[Cock Womble]

sebhaque said:

I have a few more if you're interested.

No, not really.

[AdeTuono]

Cock Womble said:

sebhaque said:

I have a few more if you're interested.

No, not really.

I imagine most of his stories happened in the last few weeks, and hence why he still finds them amusing.

[Four Cofffee]

crofty1984 said:

In our old school Mr S###### fked one of the year tens apparently.
Spent about 4 years in the nick. Still he's out now.

Our maths teacher is doingan 8 stretch for doing a range of girls from first to fourth years.

[shirt]

sebhaque said:

tedious ste

well that was a worthwhile ten minutes typing wasn't it?

[NiceCupOfTea]

sebhaque said:

There was a kid at school that nobody liked, and one day when it was snowing someone tripped him in the snow, and the entire year took great pleasure in whitewashing him entirely. This kid also got basketballs thrown at his face while he was in the swimming pool, and his clothes thrown into a river while in France.

That was me you .

[Cock Womble]

sebhaque said:

although hoping it at least raised a smile with someone on here.

Nope.

[Justayellowbadge]

I remember one time when a bunch of us sneaked out to a local pub at lunchtime and spent it doing shots.

I ended up behind the cricket pavillion with a Marlboro in my mouth, a can of stella in one hand and the other up the skirt of the U6 headgirl when the games master came round the corner.

And so ended my teaching career.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Monday 22 February 19:13

[C8PPO]

sebhaque said:

Loads of stuff all schoolboys DREAM of doing.

And then you woke up?

[Cock Womble]

Merlot said:

I work in a school so get most of the above on a daily basis.

What, the Marlboro, Stella and hand up the skirt stuff?

[Justayellowbadge]

Merlot said:

I work in a school so get most of the above on a daily basis.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

You hadn't read my post, I'm sure.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Monday 22 February 19:18

[Gun]

One of my teachers was caught in Thailand trying to smuggle drugs out of the country.

[Spiritual_Beggar]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-525548/Hea...

http://www.timdingle.com/daily-mail-4-2-6.aspx

This was my headmaster.


Made national paper (albeit the Daily Mail)

Enjoy the read

Edited by Spiritual_Beggar on Monday 22 February 19:25

[E21_Ross]

Cock Womble said:

sebhaque said:

although hoping it at least raised a smile with someone on here.

Nope.

am i immature, i thought 1 or 2 were funny

[E21_Ross]

Justayellowbadge said:

I remember one time when a bunch of us sneaked out to a local pub at lunchtime and spent it doing shots.

I ended up behind the cricket pavillion with a Marlboro in my mouth, a can of stella in one hand and the other up the skirt of the U6 headgirl when the games master came round the corner.

And so ended my teaching career.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Monday 22 February 19:13

[FraserLFA]

My head appeared on blind date.

And got rejected.