Why do chavs look horrid?
Why do chavs look horrid?
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okgo

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219 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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So here is the question I find my self asking. I walked home this evening and saw two different groups of people.

The first, was a group of student lads, all probably around 19/20, not geeky looking, but normal lads with normal haircuts and normal faces, people you can imagine seeing in your office in a couple of years time...

The next group I see are chav types probably a tiny bit younger 17 odd, their clothing was obviously a big let down, white sportswear everywhere, st hait cuts, and ear rings. However they have horrid faces, ugly, pikey, no features, just a few scars where perhaps one of them has not let his fists catch up with his mouth.

So is there a reason that the people you find on a rough council estate are uglier and much more sinister looking than ones you will find in a more pleasant part of town?

Not race related, not clothing related, just based on what I have seen...

Peter101

1,594 posts

226 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Inbreeding possibly.

Hairspray

6,225 posts

228 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Inbreeding.

EDIT: Damn!

Edited by Hairspray on Tuesday 23 February 23:51

Plotloss

67,280 posts

291 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Natural selection in action.

Wonderful isn't it?

jackal

11,250 posts

303 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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1. poor breeding/stock ... i.e. rough dodgy skin, wiry hair
2. general emotional dispositions in their faces
3. poor posture
4. poor self care

okgo

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41,324 posts

219 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Well yes, but what I was thinking was...

Even if one of these chav types did break the mould and make it into a decent job, he would look so out of place, because his face wouldn't fit. At all, regardless of haircut.


deevlash

10,442 posts

258 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Its genetics.

Theres a sub race of chavs developing. They dont eat well, dont take exercise, smoke and drink excessively. They then breed with each other at a young age, passing along their weaker genes and then the child isnt raised properly as 15 year old single mothers dont know how to do it properly. Then they grow up into the vermin you saw and spend their youth fighting with each other, picking up facial scars and quite often killing each other. Quite often they realise how pathetic their lives are and how theyve wasted the opportunities theyve been given, free education, free council house, benefits etc. and decide that taking drugs is a good idea.

Unfotunately instead of letting them overdose and snuff it some do gooders thought it would be a good idea to try to help these people by throwing yet more money at them via methadone and yet more benefits.


rolex

3,119 posts

279 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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It's called the generation gap you old fogies!

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

275 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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On the upside your taxes have paid for their nice sports gear and Argos jewery.

deevlash

10,442 posts

258 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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okgo said:
Well yes, but what I was thinking was...

Even if one of these chav types did break the mould and make it into a decent job, he would look so out of place, because his face wouldn't fit. At all, regardless of haircut.
when they land a decent job they change from being skinny sunken featured losers into fatties Fat people all look ugly anyway so their underlying scumbag genetics are somewhat hidden. See John Prescott for an example.

okgo

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219 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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RobDickinson said:
On the upside your taxes have paid for their nice sports gear and Argos jewery.
Thats why I move jobs so often, to make sure I am paying as little as possible to fund them wink


Yes, they could get fat I guess... I will find some mug shots in a min, and just try to see if you can imagine them being anything other than scumbags.

oldbanger

4,328 posts

259 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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This is something that I've noticed with pictures of young offenders - most of these I've seen look positively wrung out, really quite ill, which then automatically makes them look less attractive. I'm thinking it's a combination of a variety of factors - poor nutrition (living off frozen ready meals, takeaways etc, full of veg oil with very few vitamins and minerals, plus a higher sugar content etc), very poor sleep or just lack of sleep full stop (at least partly due to unstructured jobless/school-less lifestyle), more likely to smoke, possibly also more likely to do drugs and drink regularly at an earlier age, plus chronic raised cortisol (wrecks immune system and may also lead to poor growth in children).

Another reason is that for countless generations, good looking women have usually been able to either marry or otherwise earn their way out of the poorest part of society (mistress, model, celebrity etc.).

jackal

11,250 posts

303 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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deevlash said:
Its genetics.

Theres a sub race of chavs developing. They dont eat well, dont take exercise, smoke and drink excessively. They then breed with each other at a young age, passing along their weaker genes and then the child isnt raised properly as 15 year old single mothers dont know how to do it properly. Then they grow up into the vermin you saw and spend their youth fighting with each other, picking up facial scars and quite often killing each other.
the difficult, anger and hatred ridden, emotionally impoverished & stressful lives they lead gets to show on their faces

everyone wears an overall emotional face or character

eventually over the years, it actually changes the face in terms of lines, wrinkles, the shape of certain parts of the face

this gets passed into the gene pool and these expressions and emotional gestures get passed to the children at a very young age as well via simple learnt behaviour

it contributes quite a lot to their ugliness.. the snarls, the sneers, the paranoid, defensive looks, the fear and the self doubt, the hatred, the regret and the depravity

its actually very sad if you think about it

okgo

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Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Sad maybe, but makes it easy to spot a wrong-un, well if you're not blinded by his trainers that is.

trooperiziz

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273 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Women are attracted to power and money. Men are attracted to beauty and tits. wink

The more well-off sections of society are therefore populated with attractive wives, who beget attractive offspring, who socialise with other attractive offspring and get married and have more attractive offspring...


okgo

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Wednesday 24th February 2010
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trooperiziz said:
Women are attracted to power and money. Men are attracted to beauty and tits. wink

The more well-off sections of society are therefore populated with attractive wives, who beget attractive offspring, who socialise with other attractive offspring and get married and have more attractive offspring...
Oh yes, I only had to work in Cobham for a bit to realise that its local starbucks had much better looking people in it than one in a less afluent area.

Lil' Joe

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207 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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deevlash said:
Unfotunately instead of letting them overdose and snuff it some do gooders thought it would be a good idea to try to help these people by throwing yet more money at them via methadone.
O/T Methadone is a proven method of stabilising those addicted to opiates, people who without it would have to commit crime. I'm not saying it's perfect, I'm not saying there are not those who abuse it but it is a method that works, and has worked across the world for decades.


eharding

14,648 posts

305 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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okgo said:
Why do chavs look horrid?
Because they are the Damned.

As a result of some serious planning failures in Hell, capacity for newly damned souls is at a premium - particularly in view of the huge "Tony Blair's Everlasting Agony" Theme Park that Old Nick has had under construction for a while - they've taken to re-incarnating a subset of tormented souls into sink estates for the past 30 years or so. It lacks the full-on fire-and-brimstone effect of a proper damnation, but most experts agree that some choice locations - Slough for example - come fairly close to the experience in some of the minor pits in Hell.

deevlash

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258 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Lil' Joe said:
deevlash said:
Unfotunately instead of letting them overdose and snuff it some do gooders thought it would be a good idea to try to help these people by throwing yet more money at them via methadone.
O/T Methadone is a proven method of stabilising those addicted to opiates, people who without it would have to commit crime. I'm not saying it's perfect, I'm not saying there are not those who abuse it but it is a method that works, and has worked across the world for decades.
You see I advocate just shooting them. Or giving them massive amounts of pure smack so they OD and we dont have to waste anymore time and money on them. We practically own a country whose main export is poppy seeds so that would pay for itself!

Dick_Phallus

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205 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Lil' Joe said:
deevlash said:
Unfotunately instead of letting them overdose and snuff it some do gooders thought it would be a good idea to try to help these people by throwing yet more money at them via methadone.
O/T Methadone is a proven method of stabilising those addicted to opiates, people who without it would have to commit crime. I'm not saying it's perfect, I'm not saying there are not those who abuse it but it is a method that works, and has worked across the world for decades.
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