Spam email from the Queen!
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The funniest one I've had for a while...
Brightened my morning, anyway
Nigerian Scammer said:
From Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
Queen of the United Kingdom
Attn: Beneficiary
My names are Mrs Xu lee . I am the director of information Her Majesty Revenue and Customs, London United Kingdom. Our duty is to look into transactions and records of banks, securities companies and financial houses within Europe based on the directive of the British Prime Minister.
We also work in collaboration with American, Asian, African and Australian clearing houses.
During our investigation we discovered un-paid debts from different banks and securities companies, worth over 400m pounds lying unpaid with Banks in UK and that you are to be paid for an INHERITED FUND/ASSET, You are going to receiver your fund from HSBC Bank London
View the website for more information:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5171222.stm
Contact him on this information bellow
Name John peter
Tel phone number: 44-702-401475877
Email johnpeter22@live.com.au
I want to inform you that the problem you are having is from your partners and the lawyers who is representing you, they do not reveal the reason for the delay of your payment and the reason you should pay the money they demand from you. My reason for contacting you is to inform you to stop payment of any such to the lawyer or to the financial institutions and securities companies as you will not receive your fund due to some anomalies we discovered in your file.
We are to protect your interest, contact me immediately so we can advice you on how you will receive your fund without any impediment. You are hereby advised to maintain constant contact with me and avoid any interaction with unscrupulous agents, partners or lawyers.
Yours faithfully,
Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
Queen of the United Kingdom
Now, while I commend their use of a 4 year old link to a legitimate BBC News story, I had honestly not realised that her maj had become oriental and changed her name to Mrs Xu Lee. How remiss of me. And I particularly like the way she identifies herself as "Queen of the United Kingdom", just in case I mistook her for that other Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Queen of the United Kingdom
Attn: Beneficiary
My names are Mrs Xu lee . I am the director of information Her Majesty Revenue and Customs, London United Kingdom. Our duty is to look into transactions and records of banks, securities companies and financial houses within Europe based on the directive of the British Prime Minister.
We also work in collaboration with American, Asian, African and Australian clearing houses.
During our investigation we discovered un-paid debts from different banks and securities companies, worth over 400m pounds lying unpaid with Banks in UK and that you are to be paid for an INHERITED FUND/ASSET, You are going to receiver your fund from HSBC Bank London
View the website for more information:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5171222.stm
Contact him on this information bellow
Name John peter
Tel phone number: 44-702-401475877
Email johnpeter22@live.com.au
I want to inform you that the problem you are having is from your partners and the lawyers who is representing you, they do not reveal the reason for the delay of your payment and the reason you should pay the money they demand from you. My reason for contacting you is to inform you to stop payment of any such to the lawyer or to the financial institutions and securities companies as you will not receive your fund due to some anomalies we discovered in your file.
We are to protect your interest, contact me immediately so we can advice you on how you will receive your fund without any impediment. You are hereby advised to maintain constant contact with me and avoid any interaction with unscrupulous agents, partners or lawyers.
Yours faithfully,
Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
Queen of the United Kingdom
Brightened my morning, anyway
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