Would you be a vampire?
Would you be a vampire?
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Balmoral Green

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42,560 posts

276 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Reading the thread about attitudes to death, got me thinking. I don't like getting old, and I don't want to die.

So, if you had a chance of immortality, but it relied upon the death and suffering of others, in a full on vampire kind of scenario, would you?

bazking69

8,620 posts

218 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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No. I enjoy the sun too much.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

295 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Only if I got to shag Kate Beckinsale.

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Killer2005

20,562 posts

256 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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ErnestM said:
Only if I got to shag Kate Beckinsale.

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yes

And Blade's Dodge Charger

bazking69

8,620 posts

218 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Plus I prefer Guinness to blood for my dose of iron.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

295 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Killer2005 said:
ErnestM said:
Only if I got to shag Kate Beckinsale.

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yes

And Blade's Dodge Charger
Too each his own, I'll stick with Kate, though... wink

Jasandjules

72,477 posts

257 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Sure why not. Plenty of humans are scum, just feed on them.

Tycho

12,255 posts

301 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Killer2005 said:
ErnestM said:
Only if I got to shag Kate Beckinsale.

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yes

And Blade's Dodge Charger
You want to shag a car???? That's a bit weird even for PH.

missdiane

13,994 posts

277 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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No, too many people trying to stab me with a bit of wood frown
(Plus I love garlic too much to give it up)

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

258 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Is there a "Daywalker" option?

judas

6,229 posts

287 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Yup, in a heartbeat - or lack thereof biggrin

Killer2005

20,562 posts

256 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Tycho said:
Killer2005 said:
ErnestM said:
Only if I got to shag Kate Beckinsale.

biggrin
yes

And Blade's Dodge Charger
You want to shag a car???? That's a bit weird even for PH.
I assume you've seen the pic of me and the Rangie?

Mobile Chicane

21,959 posts

240 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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In a heartbeat. I'd love to be immortal.

Cooky

4,955 posts

265 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
Is there a "Daywalker" option?
yep, that's why I became a werewolf, plus I don't have to cut my hair, be home at a certain hour and I even get to lick my own testicles wink

Jasandjules

72,477 posts

257 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Cooky said:
Cock Womble said:
Is there a "Daywalker" option?
yep, that's why I became a werewolf, plus I don't have to cut my hair, be home at a certain hour and I even get to lick my own testicles wink
Yeah, but you're just a Vampire's b***ch..........

judas

6,229 posts

287 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Cooky said:
Cock Womble said:
Is there a "Daywalker" option?
yep, that's why I became a werewolf, plus I don't have to cut my hair, be home at a certain hour and I even get to lick my own testicles wink
Plus, you also get 'The Mental' as a bonus every month! wink

deevlash

10,442 posts

265 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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itd be worth it just to meet buffy.

Lefty Two Drams

20,826 posts

230 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Balmoral Green said:
Reading the thread about attitudes to death, got me thinking. I don't like getting old, and I don't want to die.

So, if you had a chance of immortality, but it relied upon the death and suffering of others, in a full on vampire kind of scenario, would you?
Yes, if I get to be balls-deep in the twilight bird for eternity.

Cooky

4,955 posts

265 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Jasandjules said:
Cooky said:
Cock Womble said:
Is there a "Daywalker" option?
yep, that's why I became a werewolf, plus I don't have to cut my hair, be home at a certain hour and I even get to lick my own testicles wink
Yeah, but you're just a Vampire's b***ch..........
and if she was Ms Beckinsdale there's a problem with that?


DrTre

12,957 posts

260 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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Yep, I would. It'd be great. Can I fly and stuff?