would you dump the mrs if....

[E21_Ross]

you've been going out for about 9-10 months, spend a fair amount of time away from each other at a time (i'm at uni...she's not, so go for up to 2-3 months...although i go home every 4weeks for a weekend) and she asks you to wear a fking chastity belt and her to keep the key.

what. the. fk. i told her to fk off. she was actually serious! maybe has some trust issues?

[sday12]

Yes, if you are at Uni and not getting laid they you are mental.

[PHmember]

I'd email her about it at the very least.

[GTIR]

Are there spikes on the inside of the chastity belt?

[E21_Ross]

sday12 said:

Yes, if you are at Uni and not getting laid they you are mental.

that's not the point, i don't sleep around, but the fact all the time you have it on (she means 24/7 for like, months at a time!) you can't even get an erection!

[_dobbo_]

Christ what would your gentleman's area smell like wearing a chastity belt for weeks at a time. You wouldn't get any at home or at uni, bad times.

Edit to add, if she is genuinely serious, send her to dumpsville.

Edited by _dobbo_ on Wednesday 3rd March 21:17

[E21_Ross]

GTIR said:

Are there spikes on the inside of the chastity belt?

no, something like this i believe.... note to mods...if this is pushing the posting boundaries let me know

http://www.pop-shopping.com/images/cb3000.jpg

just means it's actually physically impossible to get an erection for starters. how mad would that drive you. seriously guys....

[Hedders]

Run away!

[dougc]

Did she read the thread about you wanting to plough your mate's little sister?

[DrTre]

E21_Ross said:

http://www.pop-shopping.com/images/cb3000.jpg

Is that a scutter from Red Dwarf?

[hornetrider]

Is there even such a thing as a male chastity belt?!

[pacman1]

DrTre said:

E21_Ross said:

http://www.pop-shopping.com/images/cb3000.jpg

Is that a scutter from Red Dwarf?

+1.
This thread has to be a wind up.

[160steve]

what the fk is that. Are you serious?

[poo at Paul's]

E21_Ross said:

GTIR said:

Are there spikes on the inside of the chastity belt?

no, something like this i believe.... note to mods...if this is pushing the posting boundaries let me know

http://www.pop-shopping.com/images/cb3000.jpg

just means it's actually physically impossible to get an erection for starters. how mad would that drive you. seriously guys....

Let her get you one, then go out and fxck anything that moves with that!



PS, tell he to do one!

[jontysafe]

Seriously this is a WEIRD post but what the hell. Run away, run away now and never look back...........can`t believe I even looked at that picture

[DrTre]

Agree to it on condition she gets one for herself.

Then chuck the key in the river.

[working class]

Depends if i ever saw her sucking another man off or not.....

[neil_bolton]

pacman1 said:

DrTre said:

E21_Ross said:

http://www.pop-shopping.com/images/cb3000.jpg

Is that a scutter from Red Dwarf?

+1.
This thread has to be a wind up.

Fookin nora, +mod.

ETA: Dumpsville. Now.

You're at Uni ffs, you should be lining them up.

Edited by neil_bolton on Wednesday 3rd March 21:33

[The Moose]

The words 'fk' and 'Yeah' comes to mind!!

Cheers

The Moose

[E21_Ross]

dougc said:

Did she read the thread about you wanting to plough your mate's little sister?

no, but i did in fact end it with the mrs about 3-4 weeks ago. just thought i'd post here because someone asked me today why i dumped her, they said nothing wrong with her asking that! i was like errrr it's just wrong.