Uh oh (stag do)
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MartinF

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557 posts

226 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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Right, I'm not sure how this will go but......here goes.

I'm off on a stag do in May and the stag's 'crazy' cousin has suggested we all wear a uniform. This will consist of a white t-shirt with a 'hilarious' name printed on it......

Living in Blackpool I have seen plenty of these, Annie 'anyhole' and 'Susie sixty-nine' ad infinitum.

I want you guys and girls to pick my name, be as dirty/rude as you want (personal insults are fine too).

Anything goes, my name is Martin Farrington, sometimes known as Faz.

A winner will be picked tomorrow, prize details to follow thumbup

Marf

22,907 posts

265 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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T-Shirts? Pfff, amateurs. tongue out

We all wore boxers over our trousers with our nicknames or a funny name printed on the arse to my mates stag a couple of weekends ago!

Edited by Marf on Thursday 4th March 20:11

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

266 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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Don't.

mickk

30,201 posts

266 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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Faz the Spaz

Sorry

MartinF

Original Poster:

557 posts

226 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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mickk said:
Faz the Spaz

Sorry
I know getmecoat

JAYB, your response was my first to his cousin. Sadly though I don't want to be the only chap out of 15 not taking part. Better leave my dignity at home hehe.

shirt

25,083 posts

225 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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MartinF said:
I want you guys and girls to pick my name, be as dirty/rude as you want (personal insults are fine too).

Anything goes, my name is Martin Farrington, sometimes known as Faz.
how about:


martin 'arsefkingkiddiefiddlingdwarffelchingsteatingnunraping' farrington
aka faz


too tame?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

273 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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'I trombone for free'

Pork

9,455 posts

258 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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"I dont want my name on a shirt"?

Names on shirts - whenever I see them, I always think "first Stag Do then lads?" smile

Pork

9,455 posts

258 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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sleep envy said:
'I trombone for free'
Dirty Bristow.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

212 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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"I'm not with these guys, it's just a funny coincidence"

Guaranteed the funniest t-shirt of the bunch

sleep envy

62,260 posts

273 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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TheEnd said:
"I'm not with these guys, it's just a funny coincidence"

Guaranteed the funniest t-shirt of the bunch
want to bet?

Pork

9,455 posts

258 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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sleep envy said:
TheEnd said:
"I'm not with these guys, it's just a funny coincidence"

Guaranteed the funniest t-shirt of the bunch
want to bet?
Are you expecting stiff competition? hehe

sleep envy

62,260 posts

273 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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I'll take on all comers

marsred

1,042 posts

249 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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MartinF said:
Better leave my dignity at home hehe.
You're going to leave your dignity in Blackpool? It won't be there when you get back you know.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

266 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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sleep envy said:
I'll take on all comers
So she said.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

273 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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gag rustling too??

you know no bounds

MartinF

Original Poster:

557 posts

226 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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shirt said:
MartinF said:
I want you guys and girls to pick my name, be as dirty/rude as you want (personal insults are fine too).

Anything goes, my name is Martin Farrington, sometimes known as Faz.
how about:


martin 'arsefkingkiddiefiddlingdwarffelchingsteatingnunraping' farrington
aka faz


too tame?
I like it, although I've never met a nun. Raping one, should we meet, would be hard to resist.

Martin 'I masturbate in wardrobes' Farrington.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

266 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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sleep envy said:
you know no bounds
She never said that.


Thanks, Kev.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

212 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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sleep envy said:
want to bet?
sleep envy said:
I'll take on all comers
sleep envy said:
gag rustling too??

you know no bounds
Those are possibly the worst t-shirt slogans i've ever heard

jjones

4,480 posts

217 months

Thursday 4th March 2010
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"kiddy fiddler" go on, dare you