Don't get caught wasting time at work
Don't get caught wasting time at work
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Puggit

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49,466 posts

272 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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www.CantYouSeeImBusy.com

Telegraph said:
Computer games disguised as Excel and Word documents which allow office workers to waste time without attracting the attention of their bosses are taking off on the web.

The suite of "hidden" games draw strong inspiration from early arcade and PC titles but are played against the backdrop of what appear to be genuine office applications.

In one game, called Leadership, the player must direct a space ship between two lines of a graph.

Another involves destroying blocks of the same colour before a wall of bar charts fills the screen, like the cult puzzle game Tetris.

A third game Breakdown is derived from the Atari classic Breakout – but with the bricks replaced by dry corporate text. Words in bold and italics must be hit twice to disappear.

The Flash games, which launch in plausibly bland pop-up windows, are available to play at the website CantYouSeeImBusy.com which was developed by four programmers in the Netherlands.

A tongue-in-cheek counter on the website estimates that the addictive games have already cost the world economy more than €4.5m in lost man hours.

A blurb on the website reads: "Let’s face it; we all want to relax every now and then, but still want to appear professional or busy.

"That’s why all the games at CantYouSeeImBusy.com are designed in a way that nobody can see that you’re gaming. In fact, your boss and colleagues will think that you’re working harder than ever before."

But not everyone is convinced. Alexandra Kitty, a commenter on the popular community blog MetaFilter where the games were discussed, wrote: "This would never work because people would actually look intense and interested in what they saw on the computer screen which would obviously give them away."

singlecoil

35,792 posts

270 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Excellent.

illmonkey

19,659 posts

222 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Works well until you're seen hitting space bar 2 times a second shouting "DIE, DIE, DIE".

DeadMeat_UK

3,058 posts

306 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Fantastic !

gonzales

591 posts

235 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Damn! Our over enthusiastic Computer Code of Practice has already sussed it is a gaming website. frown

Monkey boy 1

2,066 posts

255 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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not got time for this website, too busy trawling PH biggrin

hooperpride

689 posts

202 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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That'll be a good half hour wasted later

V8mate

45,899 posts

213 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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gonzales said:
Damn! Our over enthusiastic Computer Code of Practice has already sussed it is a gaming website. frown
Doesn't get past our firewall either :-(

W00DY

16,549 posts

250 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Does anyone remember the little car game built into excel? does it still exist? (i run neooffice now). I used to waste most IT lessons playing that in school.

Chris_OCR

5,429 posts

200 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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illmonkey said:
Works well until you're seen hitting space bar 2 times a second shouting "DIE, DIE, DIE".
laugh

soad

34,384 posts

200 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Super - good stuff. thumbup

Gillet

639 posts

233 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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I remember back in the early 90's my dad used to have stuff like this, you'd be playing a game, and as soon as you hit "Shift B" (the boss button) it would take you back to MS DOS so it looks like your working, my dad then set it up for me and my brother so it was "shift M"(the Mum button).

games weren't quite the same quality back then though.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

235 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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illmonkey said:
Works well until you're seen hitting space bar 2 times a second shouting "DIE, DIE, DIE".
Actually I think that's the normal response when using Microsoft products, that and inflicting the worst cruelties known to man upon the company as a whole.

Jinx

11,933 posts

284 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Gillet said:
I remember back in the early 90's my dad used to have stuff like this, you'd be playing a game, and as soon as you hit "Shift B" (the boss button) it would take you back to MS DOS so it looks like your working, my dad then set it up for me and my brother so it was "shift M"(the Mum button).

games weren't quite the same quality back then though.
Most of the PC games back then had a boss key (often would flip to a fake lotus 123 spreadsheet) . Though these were the days a "home PC" would most likely be an Amstrad 1512......
Sits back and remembers the halcyon days of a PC1640, EGA graphics, 5.25 and a 3.5" floppy drives, 30 MEG hard disk (plugged into one of the three expansion sockets), Adlib sound card (£70 for this) and a joystick card (the joystick socket on the keyboard was non-standard and digital so no use for the analogue PC joysticks). Dos 3.1 and not a windows in sight (unless you fired up GEM - which was a crazy thing to do). Right time to fire up F22 interceptor through DOSBOX

DaveL485

2,768 posts

221 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Fantastic!

Like I didnt waste enough time on PH as it is smile

Fastra

4,287 posts

233 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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V8mate said:
gonzales said:
Damn! Our over enthusiastic Computer Code of Practice has already sussed it is a gaming website. frown
Doesn't get past our firewall either :-(
what if....

you use Google Chrome and its 'incognito' window????


ah, forget that - its just history that doesn't get saved - it still has to get through a firewall!

DOH!!!

Edited by Fastra on Wednesday 10th March 12:48

Morningside

24,147 posts

253 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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best combination is <windows>-M

sadako

7,080 posts

262 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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I have seen games like this written into excel documents using macros before now, so it doesn't appear on the firewall and the system treats it like an excel document.

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

210 months

Thursday 11th March 2010
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V8mate said:
gonzales said:
Damn! Our over enthusiastic Computer Code of Practice has already sussed it is a gaming website. frown
Doesn't get past our firewall either :-(
try portable tor and portable firefox running off a flash drive!

GravelBen

16,370 posts

254 months

Thursday 11th March 2010
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sadako said:
I have seen games like this written into excel documents using macros before now, so it doesn't appear on the firewall and the system treats it like an excel document.
Fulla I went through uni with had the snake game programmed into his calculator. hehe