An old Athena poster

An old Athena poster

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Cock Womble

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Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Something in the "Life Advice" thread got me thinking about a poster that was very popular in the '80s/'90s.

It was all a bit moralistic/motivational and had a one-word title. It might have begun with an 'A'. I'm not sure.

Does this jog anyone else's memory?

(It's not life or death, it's just bugging me.)

MaxAndRuby

6,792 posts

245 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Is it the one with the tennis player scratching her arse?

Cock Womble

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Wednesday 10th March 2010
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MaxAndRuby said:
Is it the one with the tennis player scratching her arse?
No, it's not the one with the tennis player scratching her arse, or the bloke carrying the tyres, or the bloke with the babee.

st_files

5,437 posts

194 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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The one with the laydee reclining on a Harley Davidson?

MaxAndRuby

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Wednesday 10th March 2010
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It's got to be the 308 GTB with a naked woman stretching all over it.

Pothole

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295 months

Cock Womble

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Wednesday 10th March 2010
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No!

It's like a long narrative prose, inspirational and motivational in its content.

Kind of like "footprints in the sand", but not, if you know what I mean.

Ayahuasca

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Wednesday 10th March 2010
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"If" by Rudyard Kipling


If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream–and not make dreams your master,
If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings–nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And–which is more–you’ll be a Man, my son!

Cock Womble

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Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Pothole said:
We have a winner.

That's the one, thank you. I hate the bloody thing, but not being able to remember it was annoying me.

Thank you.

st_files

5,437 posts

194 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Not the Che Guevera one?

sleep envy

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262 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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are you going to place a copy next to your PC to read whilst you post on the match.com thread?

Ayahuasca

27,436 posts

292 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
Pothole said:
We have a winner.

That's the one, thank you. I hate the bloody thing, but not being able to remember it was annoying me.

Thank you.
Hold on, you said it wasn't that.


And it is a fraud, it was not found in a church in 1066 or whatever.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

252 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
MaxAndRuby said:
Is it the one with the tennis player scratching her arse?
No, it's not the one with the tennis player scratching her arse, or the bloke carrying the tyres, or the bloke with the babee.
I've still got the one of the lady holding a baby on my wall paperbag

Cock Womble

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Ayahuasca said:
Hold on, you said it wasn't that.
No I never.

Ayahuasca said:
And it is a fraud, it was not found in a church in 1066 or whatever.
No, it was written in 1952.

Ayahuasca

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292 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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It might have been this:

I bargained with life for a penny
And life would pay no more
However I begged at evening
When I counted my scanty store

For life is a just employer
He gives you what you ask
But once you have set the wages
Why, you must bear the task

I worked for a menial's hire
Only to learn dismayed
That any wage I had asked of life
Life would have willing paid.
-- Jessie B. Rittenhouse

sleep envy

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262 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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BliarOut said:
Cock Womble said:
MaxAndRuby said:
Is it the one with the tennis player scratching her arse?
No, it's not the one with the tennis player scratching her arse, or the bloke carrying the tyres, or the bloke with the babee.
I've still got the one of the lady holding a baby on my wall paperbag
you've still got Linda in the garage circa 1984

Ayahuasca

27,436 posts

292 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
Something in the "Life Advice" thread got me thinking about a poster that was very popular in the '80s/'90s.

It was all a bit moralistic/motivational and had a one-word title. It might have begun with an 'A'. I'm not sure.

Does this jog anyone else's memory?

(It's not life or death, it's just bugging me.)
http://www.davidgregory.f2s.com/umm_jpg.jpg

Cock Womble

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Wednesday 10th March 2010
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MaxAndRuby said:
Is it the one with the tennis player scratching her arse?
http://www.davidgregory.f2s.com/umm_jpg.jpg

She's let herself go a bit, hasn't she?

Gaffer

7,156 posts

290 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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http://www.vivarti.co.uk/

On there - this is the website for the old Athena shops...didn't know they had an online store, many happy - if frustrating - hours spent in the shop in Blackpool on a Saturday afternoon trying to get the Magic Eye pictures to work laugh

Claire

MaxAndRuby

6,792 posts

245 months

Wednesday 10th March 2010
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Cock Womble said:
MaxAndRuby said:
Is it the one with the tennis player scratching her arse?
http://www.davidgregory.f2s.com/umm_jpg.jpg

She's let herself go a bit, hasn't she?
How the memory plays cruel tricks.

hehe