Teenage terms of abuse

[jimmystratos]

Not sure how this will survive the filters, but here goes!
What are the current terms used by teenagers to call someone what I would term an arse, wker, tosser, fkwit, waste-of-space, tt, loser etc?

[ScottishSamurai]

jimmystratos said:

Not sure how this will survive the filters, but here goes!
What are the current terms used by teenagers to call someone what I would term an arse, wker, tosser, fkwit, waste-of-space, tt, loser etc?

Depends where you are suppose, in Scotland calling someone a tosser doesn't sound quite right!

Eta: an English lass I know calls people 'waste man' like 'he's a propa waste man innit' WTF?

Edited by ScottishSamurai on Friday 12th March 10:00

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Brilliant. I need some of these for my little Ebay faux pas.

[Dave200]

jimmystratos said:

waste-of-space

You're really not a teenager, are you...

[Corpulent Tosser]

ScottishSamurai said:

jimmystratos said:

Not sure how this will survive the filters, but here goes!
What are the current terms used by teenagers to call someone what I would term an arse, wker, tosser, fkwit, waste-of-space, tt, loser etc?

Depends where you are suppose, in Scotland calling someone a tosser doesn't sound quite right!

Why on earth not - Jimmy !

[jimmystratos]

Dave200 said:

jimmystratos said:

waste-of-space

You're really not a teenager, are you...

Exactly! That's why I'm asking - Victorian terms of disapproval don't seem to register with yoof!

[chunkymonkey71]

ScottishSamurai said:

jimmystratos said:

Not sure how this will survive the filters, but here goes!
What are the current terms used by teenagers to call someone what I would term an arse, wker, tosser, fkwit, waste-of-space, tt, loser etc?

Depends where you are suppose, in Scotland calling someone a tosser doesn't sound quite right!

Eta: an English lass I know calls people 'waste man' like 'he's a propa waste man innit' WTF?

Edited by ScottishSamurai on Friday 12th March 10:00

Why not try (in your best Scottish accent) "youre in some nick for the wan guy..."

(roughly translated= you are an a terrbile condition to be only one person."

[BermyAndy]

wastegash

[Road Pest]

gashman

[Hugo a Gogo]

fannybaws

[chunkymonkey71]

You simply cannot go wrong with the word "fud".

[Chris_OCR]

BermyAndy said:

wastegash

I nearly spit my tea out at that one!

[Matt Evans]

Cock snogger.

[AJS-]

Gay, which used to be a term for men who like sex with men, but has now been hijacked to mean geneally rubbish.

[jimmystratos]

ScottishSamurai said:

Eta: an English lass I know calls people 'waste man' like 'he's a propa waste man innit' WTF?

As opposed to 'man waste', which is something different entirely!

[Defcon5]

I was called a 'fking stoke' last week.

I dont know what it means though!

[Benten]

lizard, wolf, heefer, yelp, yam, tube, poof, sh*tstabber, snakecharmer, welt (also see do-as-yer-telt)

[Si_steve]

jobbie jabber

[Size Nine Elm]

Cad, bounder, flibbertigibbet?

[BermyAndy]

I called a 'pussy'ole' by a yardie as in his eyes I was taking my old car too slowly over a series of speed bumps