Booty call.. how far is too far?

[MrMoonyMan]

I'm reckoning anything over an hours drive.


Your thoughts..?

[Cock Womble]

MrMoonyMan said:

Your thoughts..?

What the hell are you talking about?

[king arthur]

Longer. It takes me at least that to get to the girlfriend's.

Girlfriend's place, I meant.

[MrMoonyMan]

Cock Womble said:

MrMoonyMan said:

Your thoughts..?

What the hell are you talking about?

How far away would Horny Helen have to be for you to not bother?

[elster]

MrMoonyMan said:

Cock Womble said:

MrMoonyMan said:

Your thoughts..?

What the hell are you talking about?

How far away would Horny Helen have to be for you to not bother?

and the girlfriend.

For a booty call dependant on mood I have gone for a couple hour drive to see someone, even Ireland a couple of times.

A relationship however I would say 1 1/2 as my ex lived that far away. As I am very busy I still didn't get enough time to spend with her.

[grumbledoak]

If you are really keeping it as basic as it sounds, twenty minutes is about far enough.

Add a decent restaurant meal and you could stretch it to an hour per Michelin star.

[Cock Womble]

MrMoonyMan said:

Cock Womble said:

MrMoonyMan said:

Your thoughts..?

What the hell are you talking about?

How far away would Horny Helen have to be for you to not bother?

Ah, right, gotcha. It's an FB availability/catchment area thing.

Right.

Mine complained the other week that her TDI Golf didn't even get warmed up by the time she got to my place.

[Pesty]

This is Britain

Write 'how far would you drive for a shag' not this American Ghetto slang ste

[MrMoonyMan]

Cock Womble said:

...her TDI Golf didn't even get warmed up by the time she got to my place.

This. Is a good distance.

[Muncher]

Couple of hours maybe.

[andyroo]

Any further than a packet of tissues and a working internet connection is just too far

[MrMoonyMan]

Pesty said:

This is Britain

Write 'how far would you drive for a shag' not this American Ghetto slang ste

I am fully against americanisms. 'My bad' etc .. But had honestly not thought of a booty call as being trite american slang.

Please accept my sincere apologies for any inconvience caused. Old bean.


On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty? Hmm, I may well need to revise my opinions on this too.

[V8mate]

No further than the end of the street - according to EwanS.

[Pesty]

MrMoonyMan said:

On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty? Hmm, I may well need to revise my opinions on this too.

If you were brought up on the streets of compton you may. If not the word you are looking for is arse.

Thats with a good old British 'r'

'Cracking arse' is perfectly acceptable

[308mate]

Once on a minesite, I turned down a perfectly good booty call that was about 50m away.

[Pigeon]

MrMoonyMan said:

Pesty said:

This is Britain

Write 'how far would you drive for a shag' not this American Ghetto slang ste

I am fully against americanisms. 'My bad' etc .. But had honestly not thought of a booty call as being trite american slang.

Please accept my sincere apologies for any inconvience caused. Old bean.


On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty? Hmm, I may well need to revise my opinions on this too.

"Booty" is a vile Americanism. It is that word which is the main problem. The nearest English word in spelling is "botty".

[Cock Womble]

308mate said:

on a minesite

A what?

[V8mate]

MrMoonyMan said:

On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty?

I think the word you are desperately searching for is callipygian.

[Cock Womble]

V8mate said:

I think the word you are desperately searching for is callipygian.

Handwriting?

[mickk]

V8mate said:

MrMoonyMan said:

On that note - may I refer to an well proportioned lady with a fine posterior as having a fine booty?

I think the word you are desperately searching for is callipygian.

Had a google of that, interesting.