Ladies Only - Worst thing your OH could do?

[rlw]

This is quite serious and not a wind up. Following a thread on another forum quite unrelated to cars, I wonder what the ladies of PH would make of these misdemeanours on the part of their significant other. I have read some views expressed on other forums but since there is quite a wide range of people on here, I would be interested to see how it panned out.
If any man wants to do a thread to ask what they think the worst thing they can do would be, feel free

[Penny-lope]

at some of the choices

I think simply having an affair would fk me off enough, no matter who it was with!

[Flippin' Kipper]

I think a goat would be the worst.

[Size Nine Elm]

Put them all together - sounds like a decent Friday night out...

[Matt Evans]

Sorry, I know it said women only, and I won't vote - I promise.

But can you just confirm the last choice?

"Have sex with drunk women on train"

Is that like, a public transport orgy? A party train, of sorts?

[Famous Graham]

I think there might be one man on here who's experienced the fallout of all of them

[Penny-lope]

Matt Evans said:

Sorry, I know it said women only, and I won't vote - I promise.

But can you just confirm the last choice?

"Have sex with drunk women on train"

Is that like, a public transport orgy? A party train, of sorts?

I am guessing it's the last one that might just have actually happened

(or the goat)

[Captain Flashman]

a friend of mine has done about half that list

[C8PPO]

You missed off "Have sex with your brother/father"

Edited by C8PPO on Monday 15th March 14:01

[rlw]

Matt Evans said:

Sorry, I know it said women only, and I won't vote - I promise.

But can you just confirm the last choice?

"Have sex with drunk women on train"

Is that like, a public transport orgy? A party train, of sorts?

Its a typo - should be singular but in essence its like shagging the drunk women who wont leave you alone somewhere between London Bridge and Sevenoaks. Hypothetically.

[Matt Evans]

rlw said:

Matt Evans said:

Sorry, I know it said women only, and I won't vote - I promise.

But can you just confirm the last choice?

"Have sex with drunk women on train"

Is that like, a public transport orgy? A party train, of sorts?

Its a typo - should be singular but in essence its like shagging the drunk women who wont leave you alone somewhere between London Bridge and Sevenoaks. Hypothetically.

Right, right. So just to clarify this party train doesn't exist?

[rlw]

C8PPO said:

You missed off "Have sex with your brother/father"

Edited by C8PPO on Monday 15th March 14:01

I might have said her with her brother or father I suppose but I could see that, somehow, that might just be acceptable....................

[LittleRedHead]

Wow, you've really put some thought into this, haven't you?!

I would say, scrap all of the above options - "Have sex with someone else" sums it up.

[The Fly Fisher]

Flippin' Kipper said:

I think a goat would be the worst.

At a party game, the question came up "would you rather have sex with a tramp or a horse?"

LOL

[rlw]

Matt Evans said:

rlw said:

Matt Evans said:

Sorry, I know it said women only, and I won't vote - I promise.

But can you just confirm the last choice?

"Have sex with drunk women on train"

Is that like, a public transport orgy? A party train, of sorts?

Its a typo - should be singular but in essence its like shagging the drunk women who wont leave you alone somewhere between London Bridge and Sevenoaks. Hypothetically.

Right, right. So just to clarify this party train doesn't exist?

It might but I can't possibly mention it if it does.

[chunkymonkey71]

Phew! Good news chaps- seems like the worst thing you could possibly do is always of a sexual nature...

so we don't have to feel so guilty when we are murdering the mother in law now!

[Scott330ci]

I voted "having sex with an escort".

Did anyone see the fked up programme about the guys having sex with cars? That would be pretty bad.

p.s. I am aware I am not a lady

[sleep envy]

you forgot a ' promise not to aim for the hair' option

[Penny-lope]

Scott330ci said:

I voted "having sex with an escort".

Did anyone see the fked up programme about the guys having sex with cars? That would be pretty bad.

p.s. I am aware I am not a lady

Is there not a piccy of that somewhere?

[Penny-lope]

sleep envy said:

you forgot a ' promise not to aim for the hair' option

That's a pie crust promise....easy made, and easy broken!