Emsman fitting a carpet- mrs emsman writes
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Emsman said:
Good morning, Emma here.
Just to let you good people know that, well, he has done it again.
He has been working ll hours on Ralphs room, a complete re-decoration in order that it is finished for the weekend when ralph arrives.
It's been stripped, sanded, plastered and all without a hitch. Sure, the bed was taken out with the kind of language a vicar wouldn't want to hear, but it's out nonetheless.
So, Tuesday was back to stoke, for a couple more injections into his eye, which, having been sat with him, looked grim, and I'm led to believe, was- judging once again by the language.
Anyway, he can't drive, and was told to sit and do nothing for a couple of days, as his eyesight is affected.
No. Not him. He came home, threw a pair of murofen down him, and started planning the shed that needs building.
Yesterday, he got up, his eye looked as bloodshot and painful as you could imagine, so he set about the carpet. He has never laid a carpet before, and doubt he will hurry to again!
He carried it in from the car, up the stairs, then I heard a bang, and after a minute was concerned by the lack of language- and found him halfway down the stairs, unconcious.
It would appear that he smacked his head of the beam on the stairway, fell over, and knocked himself clean out.
I despair.
He is trying to sell his range rover classic, so anyone that wants one and has an ambulance to offer in part exchange- give him a shout.
When he re-appears, please feel free to take the piss- I have been doing so.
The bloke is a loveable guy, but Jesus he is clumsy.
You forgot to include the donations link.Just to let you good people know that, well, he has done it again.
He has been working ll hours on Ralphs room, a complete re-decoration in order that it is finished for the weekend when ralph arrives.
It's been stripped, sanded, plastered and all without a hitch. Sure, the bed was taken out with the kind of language a vicar wouldn't want to hear, but it's out nonetheless.
So, Tuesday was back to stoke, for a couple more injections into his eye, which, having been sat with him, looked grim, and I'm led to believe, was- judging once again by the language.
Anyway, he can't drive, and was told to sit and do nothing for a couple of days, as his eyesight is affected.
No. Not him. He came home, threw a pair of murofen down him, and started planning the shed that needs building.
Yesterday, he got up, his eye looked as bloodshot and painful as you could imagine, so he set about the carpet. He has never laid a carpet before, and doubt he will hurry to again!
He carried it in from the car, up the stairs, then I heard a bang, and after a minute was concerned by the lack of language- and found him halfway down the stairs, unconcious.
It would appear that he smacked his head of the beam on the stairway, fell over, and knocked himself clean out.
I despair.
He is trying to sell his range rover classic, so anyone that wants one and has an ambulance to offer in part exchange- give him a shout.
When he re-appears, please feel free to take the piss- I have been doing so.
The bloke is a loveable guy, but Jesus he is clumsy.
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