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[Glassman]

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cal72 said:

Me and my 125 was phtotgraphed by a little IMP and lots of electric salamanders living in a yellow box and apparently i am going to pay him £60 pounds for it and he is goner give me 3 Points for style..
hate the fking goverment sometimes.

from this thread.

[randlemarcus]

I got Gatso'd.

In a Pratchett-esque style.