100% true story!

[SDxsi]

My mum has just related a story to me which had me in tears. All true which makes it even funnier. One of her friends has a son with downs syndrome, her friend recieved a phone call from her son yesterday who said that she needed to come round and help because he'd caught a leprichaun. She rushed around to see what he was on about, turns out he'd kidnapped a dwarf and locked him in a cupboard. She asked why he was locked in a cupboard and the son replied that he'd let him out in the garden but he kept trying to escape so he'd locked him in the cupboard.

[slomax]

I do believe this is a perfect oportunity to call a custard test!

[stigmundfreud]

ibtl

that is oh so hellafunneh lolcakes lolarseburgerssyndrome

[Mattygooner]

That was in Sean Conery part 1, which is where your mother must have seen it...

[mybrainhurts]

Part 2 as well, I do believe...

[SDxsi]

slomax said:

I do believe this is a perfect oportunity to call a custard test!

No problem. Of what? Oh and before the politically correct police come and have a moan, I am not taking the piss out of dwarfs or people with Downs!

[mybrainhurts]

Tip...read the other replies

[SDxsi]

Mattygooner said:

That was in Sean Conery part 1, which is where your mother must have seen it...

As if! April fools day isn't for a few weeks yet, the bh I thought she was being serious thats ruined it now. Bit harsh considering she actually has a friend who's son has downs.

[WorAl]

SDxsi said:

slomax said:

I do believe this is a perfect oportunity to call a custard test!

No problem. Of what? Oh and before the politically correct police come and have a moan, I am not taking the piss out of dwarfs or people with Downs!

Yes you are.....Racist

[SDxsi]

WorAl said:

SDxsi said:

slomax said:

I do believe this is a perfect oportunity to call a custard test!

No problem. Of what? Oh and before the politically correct police come and have a moan, I am not taking the piss out of dwarfs or people with Downs!

Yes you are.....Racist

Don't worry, he is white Not sure about the leprichaun though. Possibly Irish if that's any better for diversity.

[GTIR]

Think yourself lucky he didn't have midgets in the bathroom.

[sday12]

It was a penguin last time I heard it.

ETA

http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/smuggled.asp

Edited by sday12 on Monday 22 March 08:05

[Rocksteadyeddie]

100% on crack

[blindswelledrat]

Im glad my mother isn't as boring as yours.
Im also glad that I am not as stupid as you.

[Stevenj214]

Haha I thought to myself as I opened the thread 'claiming a story as 100% true means it is more than likely not'. I'm sure there must be some law akin to Godwin's Law for this phenomenon!

[Scraggles]

remember chatting with a lepricaun many years ago, blame it on the purple ohm

[Frankeh]

Isn't that the incorrect telling of the joke?

Doesn't it involved a night in Amsterdam, a load of lsd, and a kidnapped downy?

[Chris_w666]

It may be true but I think you need to re read your post as your opening line lead me to believe it may have been funny.

[Cupid Stunt]

WorAl said:

SDxsi said:

slomax said:

I do believe this is a perfect oportunity to call a custard test!

No problem. Of what? Oh and before the politically correct police come and have a moan, I am not taking the piss out of dwarfs or people with Downs!

Yes you are.....Racist

Blatant homophobe too, it's obvious

[DrTre]

Chris_w666 said:

It may be true but I think you need to re read your post as your opening line lead me to believe it may have been funny.

It's not true, never has been, not when it was students on LSD and not now that it's Downs.