What is she to me - family question

[Bing o]

So, I went to my cousin's engagement party on Saturday night. Family being what it is, I was totally unaware that my cousin has a younger sister. The geneology is as follows:

My mum and my Cousin's dad are siblings. Cousin's dad had my cousin with wife mk 1, subsequently divorced her, and wife mk 1 then conceives a second daughter with another man.

So, my question is, how do I describe my relationship to her?

(And yes, she is very hot, but also 14 years my junior, and I'm otherwise involved).

[sleep envy]

Bing o said:

how do I describe my relationship to her?

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[Tom_C76]

Your Uncle's ex-wife's child by subsequent marriage is not in any way related to you.

[Famous Graham]

"Nothing".

There's no link at all.

[Slinky]

Bing o said:

So, my question is, how do I describe my relationship to her?

Far enough away...

Bing o said:

(And yes, she is very hot, but also 14 years my junior, and I'm otherwise involved).

So why are you asking the question...

[308mate]

If youre otherwise involved and 14 yrs older than her, why do you care?

Pervert.

Other than that, is said girl your uncles first daughter? In which case she is your cousin. Crack on. It makes no odds.

Wait, just re-read it. Youre still fine, shes not related at all. How hot is your cousin though?

Edited by 308mate on Monday 22 March 13:35

[Steamer]

Trouble.

...but then again most of them are.

[Cock Womble]

[zac510]

Without the marriage to wife mk1 anymore there's no family link at all.

[Stevenj214]

Bing o said:

So, my question is, how do I describe my relationship to her?

You tell her you are seeing someone at the moment, but you're unhappy and think she could help.

[rhinochopig]

I wonder if the OP is now repeatedly kicking himself in the arse after missing a drunken opportunity to bang his non-cousin over the ornamental fish pond wall?

[BliarOut]

Cock Womble said:

You're old.

HTH.

[sleep envy]

BliarOut said:

Cock Womble said:

You're old.

HTH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVffO-mNLdE

worse than the bird...

Edited by sleep envy on Monday 22 March 13:43

[sday12]

Take her up on your chopper, she'll love it!

Bing o's Chopper:

[BliarOut]

Confused? You will be...

[Bing o]

rhinochopig said:

I wonder if the OP is now repeatedly kicking himself in the arse after missing a drunken opportunity to bang his non-cousin over the ornamental fish pond wall?

No, not at all.

(There was no fish pond)

[Cock Womble]

sleep envy said:

BliarOut said:

Cock Womble said:

You're old.

HTH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVffO-mNLdE

worse than the bird...

That's the alarm tone on my mobile.

[BliarOut]

Cock Womble said:

sleep envy said:

BliarOut said:

Cock Womble said:

You're old.

HTH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVffO-mNLdE

worse than the bird...

That's the alarm tone on my mobile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px_nrsFNgtI

And breathe

[ofcorsa]

Fair game?

[sleep envy]

BliarOut said:

Cock Womble said:

sleep envy said:

BliarOut said:

Cock Womble said:

You're old.

HTH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVffO-mNLdE

worse than the bird...

That's the alarm tone on my mobile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px_nrsFNgtI

And breathe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l3a7lsEgFM

backatcha!