Always check things prior to chucking
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Completely innocently I promise!
I was clearing out the garage and I had some Army kit that I had when I was a member of the TA. One such item was an old bergen.
Years ago I stashed some 'gentleman's reading material' in there so the wife wouldn't find it prior to throwing it away (well you need that type of thing when you're on a training week
Anyway, I decided that I couldn't be bothered to keep the Army gear any longer and took it to the tip. At this stage I'd actually forgotten all about the reading material and was just about to throw it in the big skip when one of the workers runs over to me and said "anything wrong with that bag mate?". Well of course I was happy to let him take it. As he walked away he said "my mate's daughter is in the cadets and would use that".
Again, I'd not twigged that the bag still had the 'material' tucked away in the discrete back pocket.
So, to the parents of the young girl about to find some interesting reading, I'm sorry it was an honest mistake!
I was clearing out the garage and I had some Army kit that I had when I was a member of the TA. One such item was an old bergen.
Years ago I stashed some 'gentleman's reading material' in there so the wife wouldn't find it prior to throwing it away (well you need that type of thing when you're on a training week
Anyway, I decided that I couldn't be bothered to keep the Army gear any longer and took it to the tip. At this stage I'd actually forgotten all about the reading material and was just about to throw it in the big skip when one of the workers runs over to me and said "anything wrong with that bag mate?". Well of course I was happy to let him take it. As he walked away he said "my mate's daughter is in the cadets and would use that".
Again, I'd not twigged that the bag still had the 'material' tucked away in the discrete back pocket.
So, to the parents of the young girl about to find some interesting reading, I'm sorry it was an honest mistake!
WorAl said:
Rocksteadyeddie said:
Mag1calTrev0r said:
V8mate said:
You had to hide porn from your wife?
The porn was acquired before the wife and so I was being discrete about it's disposal. She's not really a porn sort of girl.
This isn't how this thread was meant to go!Mag1calTrev0r said:
WorAl said:
Rocksteadyeddie said:
Mag1calTrev0r said:
V8mate said:
You had to hide porn from your wife?
The porn was acquired before the wife and so I was being discrete about it's disposal. She's not really a porn sort of girl. This isn't how this thread was meant to go!
Mag1calTrev0r said:
Completely innocently I promise!
I was clearing out the garage and I had some Army kit that I had when I was a member of the TA. One such item was an old bergen.
Years ago I stashed some 'gentleman's reading material' in there so the wife wouldn't find it prior to throwing it away (well you need that type of thing when you're on a training week
Anyway, I decided that I couldn't be bothered to keep the Army gear any longer and took it to the tip. At this stage I'd actually forgotten all about the reading material and was just about to throw it in the big skip when one of the workers runs over to me and said "anything wrong with that bag mate?". Well of course I was happy to let him take it. As he walked away he said "my mate's daughter is in the cadets and would use that".
Again, I'd not twigged that the bag still had the 'material' tucked away in the discrete back pocket.
So, to the parents of the young girl about to find some interesting reading, I'm sorry it was an honest mistake!
Dont worry about it, if the young lady in question is anything like the ones who were in the cadets when I was in them she'll probably be pleasantly surprised to find a bit of filth in the bottom of her bergen on a long exercise weekend in deepest darkest CatterickI was clearing out the garage and I had some Army kit that I had when I was a member of the TA. One such item was an old bergen.
Years ago I stashed some 'gentleman's reading material' in there so the wife wouldn't find it prior to throwing it away (well you need that type of thing when you're on a training week
Anyway, I decided that I couldn't be bothered to keep the Army gear any longer and took it to the tip. At this stage I'd actually forgotten all about the reading material and was just about to throw it in the big skip when one of the workers runs over to me and said "anything wrong with that bag mate?". Well of course I was happy to let him take it. As he walked away he said "my mate's daughter is in the cadets and would use that".
Again, I'd not twigged that the bag still had the 'material' tucked away in the discrete back pocket.
So, to the parents of the young girl about to find some interesting reading, I'm sorry it was an honest mistake!
Edited by Turbodiesel1690 on Tuesday 23 March 09:17
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