What to buy the woman who has everything?

[Puggit]

A diamond encrusted vibrator, with detachable ring of course!

The Sun

[V8mate]

Don't the diamonds 'scratch' a bit?

[hooperpride]

V8mate said:

Don't the diamonds 'scratch' a bit?

I guess she would hold onto that end as opposed to...

[Penny-lope]

I would just be worried about all the finger prints I'd have to keep polishing off.

[susanq]

Nothing - she hasn't got that!

[V8mate]

hooperpride said:

V8mate said:

Don't the diamonds 'scratch' a bit?

I guess she would hold onto that end as opposed to...

But in the dark, messing about, a bit pissed...

[louismchuge]

Nice that she can wear the diamond ring on her finger too - everyone loves their digitis smelling like yesterdays catch and dildo polish!

[Adenauer]

Penicillin

[Rocksteadyeddie]

V8mate said:

hooperpride said:

V8mate said:

Don't the diamonds 'scratch' a bit?

I guess she would hold onto that end as opposed to...

But in the dark, messing about, a bit pissed...

Presumably she likes it a bit rough then.

[V8mate]

They should have called the 'toy' the 'Diamond Geezer'.

[yorkypud]

For the women with everything !!!! ANTIBIOTICS !!!!????

[mybrainhurts]

yorkypud said:

For the women with everything !!!! ANTIBIOTICS !!!!????

No...I'd give her ten miles

[soad]

Nice find - but forty grand for that? Silver plated too. Hardly good value for money.

[mybrainhurts]

soad said:

Nice find - but forty grand for that? Silver plated too. Hardly good value for money.

You'd be shafted if you paid that...