Babies

[soad]

Babies never stop wanting stuff, I reckon, except when they are asleep, which is never when you need them to be. They cry, you feed them. They cry, you change their dirty nappies. They cry just to piss you off sometimes, that's how it seems...

Then the little buggers look up to you, or you smell the tops of their heads, and all is well/doesn't matter so much.

Just some observations I made, what do you think?

Edited by soad on Thursday 25th March 12:01

[Ray Singh]

Best thing you will ever do mate.
Mine are now 5 and 7 years old.

Fantastic fun.

Yesterday the 5 year old asked. "Daddy what is faeces" - classic.

[bertelli_1]

My boy is 3 now. He was ill at the weekend, he did a very watery poo & said "daddy, my poo came out wrong". Even when its 3 in the morning kids are still great!

[soad]

Remember my younger brother leaving a floater in the bath once. Not a good look, believe me...

[Adenauer]

Enjoy it while they're young

My eldest daughter (14), asked me the other day what punishment she'd get if she got her lip pierced? Luckily, the thought of her being homeless put her off the idea. Now she's managed to send 250sms messages, in two fking days

[sday12]

Ray Singh said:

Yesterday the 5 year old asked. "Daddy what is faeces" - classic.

FYI, It's a nightclub in Ilford:

http://www.facesnightclub.co.uk/gantshill-scandalo...

[escargot]

soad said:

Then the little buggers look up to you, or you smell the tops of their heads, and all is well/doesn't matter so much.

Exactly this. Wouldn't change it for the world.

[ProfessorPeach]

When my kid was a baby I was worried about accidently assassinating him.

So I asked the midwife about his delicate fontonelle.

She told my not to worry, and that I couldn't hurt him accidentaly, only If I puched my thumb in REALLY HARD.


Fvck me, the sick bh. Fancy saying that.

She was a loser, that woman.

Like a pervert, or something.

[Soovy]

escargot said:

soad said:

Then the little buggers look up to you, or you smell the tops of their heads, and all is well/doesn't matter so much.

Exactly this. Wouldn't change it for the world.

You've been chemically lobotomised.

[ZOLLAR]

My son is 2 in a few weeks and i've got a girl due in august, my boy drives me nuts sometimes but he runs on over with his toy cars (making sure he's a pistonheader from an early age ) shouting "broom broom" and pointing at his Car

Makes me smile when we go out to drive his car

Edited by ZOLLAR on Thursday 25th March 12:37

[escargot]

Soovy said:

escargot said:

soad said:

Then the little buggers look up to you, or you smell the tops of their heads, and all is well/doesn't matter so much.

Exactly this. Wouldn't change it for the world.

You've been chemically lobotomised.

No darling, I just got trappedgrew up.

[Pints]

sday12 said:

Daddy, what are you doing to Mummy's bottom?

"Tapping it"

[Zod]

soad said:

Remember my younger brother leaving a floater in the bath once. Not a good look, believe me...

My about-to-be four year old did that to me three times (actually one was soup, not a floater), when he was much younger. Now he takes a bath with his one year old brother I am warning him that he will suffer the same fate. (I'll still end up having to clear it up though )

[sday12]

Daddy, what are you doing to Mummy's bottom?

WTF?

[fatboy b]

.....and we lie in 'til 10 or 11 at weekends, because we can

[Zod]

sday12 said:

Daddy, what are you doing to Mummy's bottom?

WTF?

Might be an idea to keep the bedroom door closed....

(then they bang on the door and you still don't get what you wanted on Saturday/Sunday morning )

[Pickled Piper]

Ray Singh said:

Best thing you will ever do mate.
Mine are now 5 and 7 years old.

Fantastic fun.

9 and 6 year olds here. They are an absolute hoot.

Have trained them to bring me beer from the fridge and biscuits from the tin.

pp

[marsred]

...and you get your own dedicated parking spaces at supermarkets
(is there not a 'stirring' smilie? There should be.)

[Rocksteadyeddie]

sday12 said:

Daddy, what are you doing to Mummy's bottom?

WTF?

In a similar vain last weekend got "Daddy. Why are yuo and Mummy having a rudey cuddle on the bathroom floor?".

[cardigankid]

soad said:

Remember my younger brother leaving a floater in the bath once. Not a good look, believe me...

I remember once my 2.5 year old left a few large ones in a public swimming baths. I did what I could then scarpered fast.