Gents being ordered to the sofa by their Mrs..
Gents being ordered to the sofa by their Mrs..
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SystemParanoia

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14,343 posts

228 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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WTF is all that about anyway ?
why do men in general just accept this ? whils letting their mrs have a well rested and comfy night in the bed ?

when my "mental generator" gets upset, thats fine..
when she says she cant stand being near me.. whatever, thats her choice
when she comes out with tripe like "youre sleeping on the sofa tonight" i laugh in her face.

the way i see it.. SHE doesnt want to be near ME... as such, she should make the effort to avoid me or being anywhere that i happen to be if thats what she wants.

when i want to goto sleep, i will sleep in my bed, and think nothing more of it.

if she chooses to remain upset, she can fk off to the sofa, or she can suddently decide that shes not that angry afterall and join me.

but if the walking "Mental generator" thinks im going to punish myself with a stty nights sleep and a cricked back/neck, shes got another thing comming.


aaaaand breathe!

Scott330ci

18,296 posts

231 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Your house is to small, get a spare room.

SystemParanoia

Original Poster:

14,343 posts

228 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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no chance, im in a flat lol

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

252 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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She wants you to sleep on the settee?? I'd say bks to that and tell her to get on the settee, cheeky cow!

Dogwatch

6,383 posts

252 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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SystemParanoia said:
WTF is all that about anyway ?
why do men in general just accept this ? whils letting their mrs have a well rested and comfy night in the bed ?
Depends what you have been up to.........beer

SystemParanoia

Original Poster:

14,343 posts

228 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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payed for a holiday were planning with a cheque.. but as the people didnt cash the cheque right away, i spent the money as i thought it had already come out...

.*BOUNCE*.

one bounce cheque later the whole things in jepardy lol.

not a problem, ill just pay it from another account.. but that doesnt seem to be good enough for her lol *shrug*

Fittster

20,120 posts

243 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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I with the OP, I'm always amazed how subservient some blokes become.


308mate

13,758 posts

252 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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nono Not on my watch.

And neither would I order my mrs to the couch. We're not 5yr olds in need of a naughty step.


funkyrobot

18,789 posts

258 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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OP:



smile

SystemParanoia

Original Poster:

14,343 posts

228 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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308mate said:
And neither would I order my mrs to the couch. We're not 5yr olds in need of a naughty step.
i would never make/order her sleep on the sofa, but by the same token im not going to stop her if that what she chooses to do!

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

280 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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You lot are talking like the sofa is a bad thing?!

"Excellent, a night on the Wii while watching Television X" hehe

Munter

31,331 posts

271 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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TonyHetherington said:
You lot are talking like the sofa is a bad thing?!

"Excellent, a night on the Wii while watching Television X" hehe
...oh come on. At least put in that DVD you got from amsterdam that she thinks you binned after she saw the cover!

You know the one. With the dwarf a donkey some spray on latex and a transsexual.

Muntu

7,687 posts

229 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

280 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Munter said:
You know the one. With the dwarf a donkey some spray on latex and a transsexual.
With all night, the choice really is huge yes

maxrider

2,481 posts

266 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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SystemParanoia said:
payed for a holiday were planning with a cheque.. but as the people didnt cash the cheque right away, i spent the money as i thought it had already come out...

.*BOUNCE*.

one bounce cheque later the whole things in jepardy lol.

not a problem, ill just pay it from another account.. but that doesnt seem to be good enough for her lol *shrug*
Presumably that was quite a large sum, did you not notice it had not been debited from your account?

Do you budget?
Do you check statements?
Do you check your balance... occasionally?
Or is your surname Rothschild?

Or are you like one of my work colleagues, who just go to the cashpoint whenever they need money and then are surprised when they eventually get the "insufficient funds" knockback?

SystemParanoia

Original Poster:

14,343 posts

228 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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i just used the money for general day to day stuff instead of using my pay for 2mths lol.

i still have the right funds, just in a differant account. there really is no disaster, but she wont understand that *sigh*


Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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My Mrs heads for the sofa if she needs to get away.

I do not.







Ever.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

252 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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SystemParanoia said:
i just used the money for general day to day stuff instead of using my pay for 2mths lol.

i still have the right funds, just in a differant account. there really is no disaster, but she wont understand that *sigh*
Am sorry I don't mean to offend but you sound like a door mat. She is annoying me and I don't even know her. Don't pander to her grow some!

Turbo cab

1,601 posts

262 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Im with SystemParanoia on this one, good on you chap!!

Anyone who has ever used the term SWMBO is not allowed to comment on this thread as we all know you pussy whipped gheyers have slept on the couch on countless occasions wink .

ooo000ooo

2,647 posts

224 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Our sofa is as comfortable as the bed plus if the kids wake during the night you can't hear them so mrs stroppy will have to tend to them smile