The 'I hope nobody saw that' thread!
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To counter the thread of the opposite name, have you ever done something that you pray nobody saw?
To kick off, I was pulling out of a petrol station last night, in my Cerb, when somehow I committed a cardinal sin... I stalled! To counter this, in case anyone saw, I got her started again and took off up the road leaving the longest "11's" of my life!
To kick off, I was pulling out of a petrol station last night, in my Cerb, when somehow I committed a cardinal sin... I stalled! To counter this, in case anyone saw, I got her started again and took off up the road leaving the longest "11's" of my life!
I was once out for a run, about three miles from home I felt a sudden urge. It wouldn't go away. I had to hop over a wall into a famers field, have a massive s
t, use my boxers to wipe my arse before clambering back over the wall commando in my running shorts.
I had to phone home for a lift to come and get me. We don't speak of that day much anymore.
t, use my boxers to wipe my arse before clambering back over the wall commando in my running shorts. I had to phone home for a lift to come and get me. We don't speak of that day much anymore.
Penny-lope said:
I do stuff all the time.....walk into walls, doors, windows, rivers, trees, bogs, st etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless.
I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
Down your top you say?t etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless. I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
Pics?
Penny-lope said:
I do stuff all the time.....walk into walls, doors, windows, rivers, trees, bogs, st etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless.
I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
Is this a general trait for females? My missus does the same, all the time. In particular when walking, she will be looking at something other than where she's going and if lucky, just veer off course, usually into me, and more-often-than-not trip over something!t etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless. I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
...Karl... said:
Penny-lope said:
I do stuff all the time.....walk into walls, doors, windows, rivers, trees, bogs, st etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless.
I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
Is this a general trait for females? My missus does the same, all the time. In particular when walking, she will be looking at something other than where she's going and if lucky, just veer off course, usually into me, and more-often-than-not trip over something!t etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless. I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
The strange thing is, I am much more stable on my feet whilst drunk
Penny-lope said:
...Karl... said:
Penny-lope said:
I do stuff all the time.....walk into walls, doors, windows, rivers, trees, bogs, st etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless.
I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
Is this a general trait for females? My missus does the same, all the time. In particular when walking, she will be looking at something other than where she's going and if lucky, just veer off course, usually into me, and more-often-than-not trip over something!t etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless. I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
The strange thing is, I am much more stable on my feet whilst drunk
...Karl... said:
Penny-lope said:
...Karl... said:
Penny-lope said:
I do stuff all the time.....walk into walls, doors, windows, rivers, trees, bogs, st etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless.
I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
Is this a general trait for females? My missus does the same, all the time. In particular when walking, she will be looking at something other than where she's going and if lucky, just veer off course, usually into me, and more-often-than-not trip over something!t etc. Trip, fall off seats, misjudge heights, drop things down my top, wear items inside out....the list really is endless. I am yet to go out for a walk with AM and not fall over somehow
The strange thing is, I am much more stable on my feet whilst drunk
Although one of the last times I slept in a double bed drunk, I fell out three times (one black eye, and several other bruises
)I'm with you Penny, I'm so clumsy especially when I feel under pressure!
I was walking down a road checking out a group of bikers, managed to topple off one heel, take 4 massive lunges, scrape the skin off my big toes... but not quite hit the deck.
I checked to make sure noone had seen me and tried to walk on as though nothing had happened.. even though both my toes were bleeding and my ankle was killing me!
I was walking down a road checking out a group of bikers, managed to topple off one heel, take 4 massive lunges, scrape the skin off my big toes... but not quite hit the deck.
I checked to make sure noone had seen me and tried to walk on as though nothing had happened.. even though both my toes were bleeding and my ankle was killing me!
Took the missus shopping the other day and just as we were about to leave I decided to grab some grub from a couple of the food stands while she got the car started. I picked up her jacket potato with curry (weird choice) and walked over to get a hotdog. As I'm walking off from the stand I spill the curry down the front of me, down the front of my trousers and on my shoes.
'Hope nobody saw that that,' I thought whilst doing the obligatory check to see if anyone saw, only to see a smug bd looking and laughing.
Oops.
'Hope nobody saw that that,' I thought whilst doing the obligatory check to see if anyone saw, only to see a smug b
d looking and laughing. Oops.
...Karl... said:
Is this a general trait for females? My missus does the same, all the time. In particular when walking, she will be looking at something other than where she's going and if lucky, just veer off course, usually into me, and more-often-than-not trip over something!
My ex was incapable of walking in a straight line and often used to veer into me. Much to my annoyance. Edited by JonRB on Saturday 3rd April 16:55
Mrs Gaspode and I were out on the mountain bikes one day, I spotted a nice little tump and headed towards it, thoughts of big air time and suchlike. "Don't go over that, you'll fall off" said Mrs G, all caution and sensibleness. Bolleaux to that, thinks I, I might be a middle aged old fart but I can remember doing stuff like this all the time in my yoof.
Needless to say, not only did I come a cropper, I managed to to knock Mrs Gaspode off her bike as well in the process. Fortunately she saw the funny side, and has used it to take the piss ever since...
Needless to say, not only did I come a cropper, I managed to to knock Mrs Gaspode off her bike as well in the process. Fortunately she saw the funny side, and has used it to take the piss ever since...
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