Your Superhero (without powers).

[Balmoral Green]

Having been to see Kick Ass at the cinema over the weekend. If you were to be a Super Hero, but without the powers to fly or see through walls and all that, what would you be?

Your Super Hero...

Name?

Costume?

Gadgets?

Wheels?

What would be your unique (non superpower) crime fighting skills?

[Rothgo Wooft]

Name: Super Lucky Rothgo Wooft

Costume: Trench coat, black jeans, sensible driving shoes and sun glasses.

Gadgets: Tabacco, rizlas, lighter, phone, wallet.

Wheels: Dax Rush V8

Crime fighting skills: Superior driving prowess.

I'm not being very imaginative here, am I. Well, apart from the crime fighting skill...

[ali_kat]

You go first

[odyssey2200]

Mine would be an update on this

[SDxsi]

Name? James Bondage

Costume?
See name... Use imagination
Gadgets?
whips and chains
Wheels?
Matte black vantage v12
What would be your unique (non superpower) crime fighting skills? The art of persuasion. This is a serious thread right? I've got pictures and drawings plus plans for everything.

[bob1179]

Name: The Spanker

Costume: A flasher mac.

Gadgets: A large paddle

Wheels: Lada Riva 1500 GL Super

Crime fighting skills: An unerrving talent that involves spanking.

[dmitsi]

Name?
Ciderman

Costume?
Normal clothes but with underwear on over trousers

Gadgets?
Whatever I pick up whilst drunk

Wheels?
Either a bus, shopping trolley or police car, depending on level of drunkeness

What would be your unique (non superpower) crime fighting skills?
I don't know, but I'd have cider-senses. When walking past a pub or offie they'd start tingling, and I get more drunk. Can you fight crime with alcohol??

[dfen5]

Name? Loco-man

Costume? Peter Storm Rain coat

Gadgets? Tartan Thermos flask, thick glasses, white socks, Morrisons carrier bag, cheap SLR, Internet cache & cookie washer, Ian Allen book "Sex offender's register"

Wheels? Austin Maxi

What would be your unique (non superpower) crime fighting skills? Ability to deflect numerous insults from football fans, children and the Police.

[iggletiggle]

Name? Keyboard Warrior

Costume? a pair of slightly soiled Y fronts

Gadgets? My stupidly powerful, hand built Personal Computer, Cache wiper, and 10mb net connection

Wheels? The Louth Memory Foam Leather Exec Chair with customer drink and Pizza holder

What would be your unique (non superpower) crime fighting skills? the ability to destroy any forum on the internet with various useless comments