Volvic - does it turn you gay?
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Just seen an ad for the 'Volvic Challenge'....seems to be you drink water for 14 days, not really much of a challenge. Anyway;
Day 1 - guy seems relatively straight
Day 7 - guy refers to a 'cheeky' Volvic...touch of the gay creeping in here.
Day 14 - camper than a row of tents
What do they put in the stuff?!?!
Day 1 - guy seems relatively straight
Day 7 - guy refers to a 'cheeky' Volvic...touch of the gay creeping in here.
Day 14 - camper than a row of tents
What do they put in the stuff?!?!
This has got to be the most contrived bulls
t I have heard since whatever s
te that foul poo fiddling fraud Gillian McKeith was blathering on about last time we heard from her.
Drinking vast amounts of water does f
k all (I will say again f
k All) for your health. It does not improve metabolism, it does not improve kidney function, it does not improve your electolyte balance, it does not make you better at sport.
What it does do is mark you out as a moron who will believe any old s
te that the telly tells you.
It also makes you broke (drink f
king tap water if you have to) and makes you piss a lot.
Drinking vast amounts of water has absolutely no health benefits over and obove drinking a litre of fluid per day. None.
It's about as much bulls
t as that stuff they put in yoghurts that promote healthy gut bacteria - that's a load of old s
t too.
t I have heard since whatever s
te that foul poo fiddling fraud Gillian McKeith was blathering on about last time we heard from her.Drinking vast amounts of water does f
k all (I will say again f
k All) for your health. It does not improve metabolism, it does not improve kidney function, it does not improve your electolyte balance, it does not make you better at sport.What it does do is mark you out as a moron who will believe any old s
te that the telly tells you.It also makes you broke (drink f
king tap water if you have to) and makes you piss a lot.Drinking vast amounts of water has absolutely no health benefits over and obove drinking a litre of fluid per day. None.
It's about as much bulls
t as that stuff they put in yoghurts that promote healthy gut bacteria - that's a load of old s
t too.Mr Gearchange said:
Drinking vast amounts of water has absolutely no health benefits over and obove drinking a litre of fluid per day. None.
Hmmmm.Lager - Diuretic and approximately 200 calories a pint, so approximately 352 calories a litre.
Water - Zero calories.
Personally I'd say that water has a few health benefits.
Matt Evans said:
Mr Gearchange said:
Drinking vast amounts of water has absolutely no health benefits over and obove drinking a litre of fluid per day. None.
Hmmmm.Lager - Diuretic and approximately 200 calories a pint, so approximately 352 calories a litre.
Water - Zero calories.
Personally I'd say that water has a few health benefits.
What I do dispute is the bulls
t that mineral water companies put about that if you drink 3 litres of their vastly overpriced product that it has some health benefits. Because it doesn't.Drinking 3 litres of Volvic has absolutely no health benefits over drinking a litre of tap water. Or over drinking three cups of tea, some milk, some sqauash and some juice.
Drinking huge amounts of water does f
k all for your kidneys, liver, skin, or 'general vitality' it's just bulls
t to shift bottled water. You only need to drink a lot of fluid if you are losing a lot of fluid.Drinking a lot of unneeded water is actually pretty dangerous - see Leah Betts.
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